Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG for ~innuendo~
Disclaimer: Not ours. ):
Summary: JE Twitters. A lot.
Authors' Notes:
catskilt: Four months of painful brainstorming, writing, and formatting to come up with this monstrous baby. We hope you get some amusement out of this labour of crack love :D
gothicauthor: Seriously... When we started writing, June 27th was the future. This may be the most intensive fic I've ever worked on... XD Guess which parts were my fault?!
Current time: 12:04am, Sunday, June 28, 2009
5am
massu Morning everyone! Morning senpais! Morning Shige! Morning Tegoshi!
5:01 AM Jun 27th from twibble
massu it took the shower ten minutes to heat up today DDD:
5:32 AM Jun 27th from twibble
ryo good night everyone. I'm collapsing.
5:34 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox
massu I'll be meeting Tegoshi later for work!
5:43 AM Jun 27th from twibble
massu drinking my milk now…I bought it last night from the conbini at a 10% discount
5:56 AM Jun 27th from twibble
6am
shige Had a nightmare last night where Koyama was dressed as a drag queen trying to seduce Tegoshi. Have been mentally scarred.
6:07 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck
shige @massu Why were you alive at that hour.
6:08 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to massu
massu @shige I don't want to be late for work ^^
6:15 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to shige
7am
kame aishiteru~ aishiteru~ good morning! :D
7:08 AM Jun 27th from twibble
tegoshi @massu our work is at 10am, ne, Massu o____O
7:11 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to massu
tegoshi @shige Kei-chan doesn't have to dress up as a drag queen to seduce me :D
7:12 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to shige
shige @tegoshi If you'd seen him, you wouldn't have been seduced, anyway.
7:15 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to tegoshi
tegoshi @shige Poor Shige!!!!
7:19 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to shige
jin @shige admit it already that you sekritly fantasize about drag queens that look like koyama
7:28 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to shige
jin fuck this shit, 7 am should not exist.
7:29 AM Jun 27th from web
kame @jin be still my heart, you're awake?!!?
7:30 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
jin @kame had a dream about nakamaru's long hair x.x
7:31 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
jin @kame and by dream, i mean nightmare
7:31 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
shige @jin Ehhhh?!!?! What? What?
7:31 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to jin
kame @jin DDDDD: omg you poor thing
7:32 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
yamapi @shige don't worry, he's only saying that because he fantasizes about you as a drag queen
7:36 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to shige
shige @yamapi But I don't look good in a dress...
7:38 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to yamapi
yamapi @shige you looked fine last time :)
7:39 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to shige
jin @yamapi you've seen kato in drag????
7:41 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to yamapi
yamapi @jin he looked better than Koki
7:43 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to jin
jin @yamapi and you didn't show me pictures?!?!! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER.
7:44 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to yamapi
koki @yamapi ...i think my feelins r hurt. D:
7:45 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to yamapi
kame @jin how frail friendship is, and all for the lack of drag queen pictures.
7:45 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
yamapi @koki it's because you're hot in the manly way, ne <3
7:46 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to koki
jin some people feel the need to pretend to be cool lol. pathetic~~
7:46 AM Jun 27th from web
kame @jin it's okay. you have good reason to be jealous, i completely understand.
7:46 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
koki @yamapi <3 <3 <3
7:47 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to yamapi
jin @kame bitch
7:48 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
kame @jin <3
7:49 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
8am
koyama good morning everybody!! who's a drag queen?
8:10 AM Jun 27th from web
jin @koyama your best friend.
8:15 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to koyama
ryo am hating the world.
8:22 AM Jun 27th from txt
ryo am needing a triple dose of caffeine.
8:24 AM Jun 27th from txt
ryo throwing up a little in my mouth at the thought of Shige drag queen.
8:30 AM Jun 27th from txt
shige @ryo That was totally uncalled for!
8:33 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ryo
ryo @shige I like you natural and raw.
8:35 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to shige
taguchi @ryo ooh, like eggs! :DDDD
8:39 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
ryo ...who the hell likes raw eggs?
8:42 AM Jun 27th from txt
jin @ryo sometimes i srsly don't understand how you are japanese
8:44 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
yamapi eating miso soup that my mum made. it makes me think of tegomasu~
8:45 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox
nakamaru @jin OI.
8:48 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox in reply to jin
massu there are birds chirping outside my window!
8:50 AM Jun 27th from twibble
jin @nakamaru what???
8:51 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to nakamaru
tegoshi @massu that reminds me, there were birds chirping outside my window last night. at midnight.
8:51 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to massu
massu @tegoshi at midnight? aren't birds sleeping then?
8:51 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to tegoshi
jin @massu maybe they were mating.
8:52 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to massu
nakamaru @jin Is that all you think about. :|
8:52 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox in reply to jin
jin @nakamaru at least the thought occurs to me once in awhile.
8:52 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to nakamaru
shige I almost got knocked down by a car, damn oyaji. *pissed off*
8:54 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck
tegoshi @jin but they were chirping for a really long time...
8:54 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to jin
jin @tegoshi the male must have been really good.
8:55 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to tegoshi
tegoshi akanishi-kun's determined to put a sexual frame on the chirping birds at midnight.
8:55 AM Jun 27th from web
jin @tegoshi usero
8:56 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to tegoshi
nakamaru @tegoshi ROFL! NICE, Tegoshi.
8:56 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox in reply to tegoshi
jin @nakamaru you can usero too.
8:58 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to nakamaru
tegoshi @nakamaru you mean Tegoshi-senpai, right? <3 <3 <3
8:58 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox in reply to nakamaru
ryo i can feel so much love in here.
8:59 AM Jun 27th from txt
yamapi @ryo ikr, it almost makes me want to cry.
8:59 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
9am
ueda Hello. This is Twitter?
9:05 AM Jun 27th from web
nakamaru @tegoshi Does this mean you're paying for lunch? :D
9:06 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox in reply to tegoshi
nakamaru @ueda Hi, Ueda!
9:06 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox in reply to ueda
ryo we should start a demonstration "anti early morning filming for tired idols". i'll be lead shouter of slogans. shige gets my angst today.
9:10 AM Jun 27th from txt
koki @ueda wassup bb ;)
9:11 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to ueda
koyama @shige !!!! are you okay shige!!
9:13 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to shige
koyama why did everyone ignore shige!!
9:15 AM Jun 27th from web
massu RT @dtsuyoshi James Brond breaks down in the highway because of car engine failure #jamesbrond
9:18 AM Jun 27th from web
tegoshi @koyama if he wasn't okay he wouldn't be twittering about it, ne.
9:20 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to koyama
shige @tegoshi I'm so glad you care. Thank you for your concern.
9:35 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to tegoshi
koyama @shige take care of yourself D:
9:40 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to shige
ryo @shige hey, was that the reason why you suddenly hung up?
9:45 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to shige
shige @ryo No, but one more minute of talking to you, and I would've run into that car on purpose.
9:48 AM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ryo
ryo @shige you don't have to get so angsty just because you got that fact about the Bremen Town Musicians wrong...<3
9:56 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to shige
10am
kame @ueda TAT-CHAN~~!! :DD HI!!
10:12 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ueda
jin @kame wtf you're never that happy to see me
10:15 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
yamapi @jin no one is ever that happy to see you
10:27 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to jin
jin @yamapi ihu
10:32 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to yamapi
yamapi @jin what does "ihu" mean????
10:36 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to jin
tegoshi massu just walked into the studio in a bright orange shirt with neon green stripes o____O
10:41 AM Jun 27th from web
nakamaru @tegoshi Masuda's sense of style still has the capability to surprise you?
10:46 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox in reply to tegoshi
shige The bus is irrationally cold today; the girl next to me is twittering that it's cold too.
10:50 AM Jun 27th from TwitterFox in reply to tegoshi
tegoshi @nakamaru well, i don't spend all day and night with him ;)
10:53 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to nakamaru
yamapi anyone...? is "ihu" a confession of undying love? or something scandalous? :D
10:55 AM Jun 27th from web
tegoshi It took 25 takes for TegoMass to get Miso Soup right #musicfacts
10:58 AM Jun 27th from web
ryo @shige rofl stalker
10:59 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to shige
11am
ryo @yamapi Jin hates you haha
11:02 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to yamapi
koyama @ryo that's not funny! D:
11:06 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ryo
ryo @koyama i was just translating what Jin said.
11:11 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to koyama
koki yo wassup evrybody jumpin up jumpin up~
11:13 AM Jun 27th from txt
yamapi @ryo oh, that's okay then, i hate him too
11:15 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
jin my friends betray me. ): my world is broken.
11:17 AM Jun 27th from web
kame @jin oh, grow up, you big baby
11:20 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
ueda @jin I can't help that I'm hotter than you.
11:25 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to jin
jin edit: my band betrays me too!!! DD:
11:28 AM Jun 27th from web
massu Someone just spilled cold coffee on me T_T but Tegoshi says he can't see any difference in my clothes.
11:30 AM Jun 27th from web
koki @jin hey! i resent that!!
11:35 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to jin
koki @jin but it's ok, u r stl my ~special one~
11:36 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to jin
ryo @ueda ...what universe are YOU living in?
11:40 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to ueda
jin koki is the coolest, most awesome person on earth! <3
11:42 AM Jun 27th from web
kame @jin so fickle :/
11:42 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
jin @kame XP you dumped me first, jackass
11:43 AM Jun 27th from web
ueda @ryo Would you like a black eye to go with that?
11:43 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
ryo @ueda how would you like two black eyes from the manager?
11:44 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to ueda
taguchi did twitter just break both Pin and Akakame in under half an hour???
11:45 AM Jun 27th from web
yoko @jin shit, can i copy that entire exchange and read it on recomen? PLEASE??
11:46 AM Jun 27th from web
kame @jin i was saying hi to tat-chan! you're the one who had to go and make a big deal out of it!
11:47 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
jin @kame so i am just supposed to stand by and watch you emote at someone else??? what kind of person do you take me for?!?!
11:47 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
kame @jin i was hoping sane, but clearly, i am mistaken.
11:48 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
yoko @jin i mean just the parts with you and kame, but please proceed, i can wait until you finish. :D
11:48 AM Jun 27th from web
kame @yoko no, thanks.
11:48 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to yoko
yoko @kame that's why i asked jin instead. ;)
11:50 AM Jun 27th from web
jin @yoko only if you read out the kinky parts.
11:54 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to yoko
kame @jin ...ihu >:|
11:56 AM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
jin @kame ilu2
11:59 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
12pm
yamapi i'm eating miso ramen~ miso again!
12:20 PM Jun 27th from twibble
yamapi with green tea to go with it...ahh, green tea is truly japanese ne.
12:23 PM Jun 27th from twibble
yamapi my co-stars are eating soba with tempura, it looks good...
12:26 PM Jun 27th from twibble
yamapi i think i'll eat katsudon tonight...
12:32 PM Jun 27th from twibble
jin @yamapi PI NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE EATING.
12:40 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to yamapi
shige @jin Thank you :D
12:46 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to jin
1pm
ueda @ryo Ah, I still terrify you. That's good to know.
1:03 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ryo
ryo free at last, free at last!! SLEEP!!!!
1:07 PM Jun 27th
ryo @ueda keep living in your little world, at least it'll keep you happy :)
1:08 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to ueda
ueda @ryo Stuck in the past much?
1:12 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ryo
yamapi @shige remember to make yourself free tonight. you're coming out with me.
1:17 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to shige
ryo @yamapi what?? hey! we're supposed to hang!
1:21 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to yamapi
shige @yamapi ...I am?
1:24 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to yamapi
yamapi @shige you forgot!! DD: the last time we went out before seminar started you promised to dragonball with ryo-chan, jin and me!
1:27 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to shige
shige @yamapi ...I did?
1:28 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to yamapi
yamapi @shige shame on you, obviously all that kissing has made you forgetful of your promises to your friends.
1:30 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to shige
shige @yamapi ...What. What??! That makes no sense! I don't get this at all D:
1:38 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to yamapi
ryo @yamapi can't believe I'm saying this, but that was kind of harsh
1:41 AM Jun 27th from txt in reply to yamapi
yamapi @ryo lol what is he, your boyfriend??
1:47 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ryo
yamapi @ryo speaking of which, ryo-chan, how were the kisses?
1:47 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ryo
ryo @yamapi ...wtf???
1:50 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to yamapi
yamapi @ryo don't act innocent, everyone knows why you went to watch Seminar.
1:52 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ryo
shige @ryo what is that supposed to mean?
1:52 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ryo
ryo @yamapi wtf is wrong with you???!
1:54 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to yamapi
ryo @shige it means nothing. pi is being stupid. it means i have member ai. :D
1:54 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to shige
shige @ryo That is so unconvincing.
1:56 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ryo
ueda I knew there was a reason I liked Yamapi.
1:56 PM Jun 27th from twibble
ryo @yamapi fyi, what kisses? i didn't notice any.
1:57 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to yamapi
ueda @ryo From what I saw on TV, they seemed very noticeable.
1:59 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ryo
2pm
shige asdhcalskjch Guys, really, it's just kissing.
2:10 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck
taguchi playing Tokimeki Memorial~~~ who should I aim for?
2:12 PM Jun 27th from web
koki @taguchi...dude how r u so lame and ky?!??!
2:13 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to taguchi
ueda Kato-kun seems to have a lot of experience :D
2:15 PM Jun 27th from twibble
ryo @ueda stfu ugly, your lame implications are making me ill.
2:21 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to ueda
shige @ueda Sorry, Ueda-kun, just ignore that poor raving thing. We suspect he has a personality disorder.
2:29 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck
ueda @shige Ahaha, you're funny, Kato-kun! I like you already~ Let's be friends!
2:31 PM Jun 27th from twibble
shige @ueda The problem is, now I never know if people saying they like me actually have ulterior motives...
2:33 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ueda
ueda @shige Well, I told you my ulterior motive already. :D
2:36 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to shige
shige @ueda …I don't think I'll have any problems with yours :DDD
2:40 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ueda
ryo @shige HEY. wtf. REMEMBER WHO YOU BELONG TO.
2:45 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to shige
shige @ryo ...Not you?
2:43 PM Jun 27th from TweetDeck in reply to ryo
jin @ryo OH SNAP i think you just got dumped. :D
2:47 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
ryo @jin i know that little petty things give you pleasure. it's alright. down, boy.
2:50 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to jin
jin @ryo lol why, yes. yes, this does bring me great joy.
2:52 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
ryo @jin well, you should know best, right, since you have so much experience in being dumped. by two people. at once.
2:55 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to jin
jin @ryo but see, the difference is that i dump them back. you just get dumped.
2:57 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
kame @jin when have you ever dumped me before???
2:59 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
3pm
jin @kame ...that time. with the girl. and the thing.
3:04 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
kame @jin ...you are totally making this up.
3:10 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
jin @kame i don't want to be kicked!
3:14 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
kame @jin :| that was low.
3:19 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
jin @kame DDD: sdlknsldkhns but you asked!! demanded, even!!
3:20 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
kame @jin i'm not talking to you.
3:22 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
jin @kame lol i can still hear your cellphone keys clicking.
3:25 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to kame
ryo @jin ...wait, are you guys in the same room???
3:28 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to jin
jin @ryo sitting on the same couch :D
3:35 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to ryo
kame @jin STILL NOT TALKING TO YOU. >:|
3:35 PM Jun 27th from twibble in reply to jin
yamapi I WANT NOBODY NOBODY BUT CHEW~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFjP-OJ7Bh4 hot girls dudes!!
3:45 PM Jun 27th from web
ryo @jin omg that is a new level of lame. jin, we are no longer friends. i can't be friends with someone this lame.
3:48 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to jin
taguchi DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM LEVEL 14!!!!!!!!!!!
3:54 PM Jun 27th from web
ryo @taguchi ...has anyone ever told you that you're incredibly ky
3:56 PM Jun 27th from txt in reply to taguchi
koki @ryo all the time but he nevar listns :/
3:59 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to ryo
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