Promoted!

also, elin's quote of the day:
Lada: hey you could have babies with googly eyes and long eyelashes
Me: I'd rather have kids with big noses and cute penises

and i intend to.

Boys must also be psychic. at the worst possible times.

boys are kind of like.. eh.

"I'm just gonna pretty much follow you to the bathroom" -- Anna B.

"Hey, Anna... How is the work on your chalkboard chicken coming along?" -- Frank T.

Jon calling me (well, so I only half hate this)
Cartoons
Rod Stewart
Blow out Hair cut aka goombah aka gotti

and my out of office assistant.

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I threw up a few times in Tello's today, which, if you've even been to Tello's, you'd know it's quite fitting.