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Comments

[fuckincakewake]

so liek is anyone accpting scrtach kids or is that just like a thing there only doin on the tumblr

*their

dont be selfish you wont find another autenticaly drunk roleplayer this side a fuckin nowhersville usa

population your sexy bunz

[tyrianicull]

Come to the batterwitch.

[fuckincakewake]

dont mind if i do get right on eht idiot train to batterswich grand centrle station

you have got to be shittin me

dont le thtis bublegum font or the typos fool you i am a sly and discernin yong lady who wont be taken in by common pastrseis

[twowheeldevice]

Okay Wow
Far Be It From Me To Disparage Anyones Typing Style
Being As I Am Far Too Accepting And Open Minded To Ever Brook Such Pettiness
That One However Im Pretty Sure Takes The Diabolically Intended Pastry Concoction
Might I Interest You Anyway In theoregontrail
I Cant Say With Certainty Post Scratch Kids Are Acceptable But Id Imagine So
Its A Laid Back Welcoming Environment
When Its Not Trying To Murder Us All Via A Variety Of Antiquated Human Ailments

[fuckincakewake]

okay if you wanna enable me to anythin short of shots not really sure where insulting my perfectly pink text comes in but sure tihng

oregon trial as in like the most basic of basics games we played inbetwene typin class ie imperial conditionin class whuich it what we all know s waht it was

whats laid back about dysanty

*dysentary
*fuck you know what im tlaing about

[twowheeldevice]

That Game Yes
At Least Thats What I Gather From Attempting To Interpret Your Unorthodox Approach To Written Language
Then Comparing Your Description To The One Provided By My Human Companions
I Have Yet To Catch Dysentery Myself So Mostly I Have Sat In My Wagon
Crocheted Too Many Squiddles By Accident
Chatted With A Variety Of Humans Trolls And Other Species
To Summarize
Good Times

[fuckincakewake]

but you already insnutiated bein unsure on the whole slpha timeline thing so i prob wouldnt know anybody there huh

in or outta wagons

jumpin into a potentially dangrpuous game without even knowin anybody seems prety pathetic dont you think

[twowheeldevice]

Well From What Little Information About Your Predicament I Temporarily Possess
You Wouldnt Know Anyone At Their Current Ages
I May However Share A Wagon With Your
Wow Really
Okay Then
With Your Mother
That Was Really Surreal To Type
Did You Feel That Too
A Swirly Sense Of Disorientation Washing Over Your Think Pan
Insert Proper Human Term Here

[fuckincakewake]

mostly the only swirly washing feeling i have is in my sotmacj

you know my mom

[twowheeldevice]

As An Adolescent Yes
Were
I Suppose Were Friends
That Seems As Good A Term As Any For Two Flighty Broads Who Quite Happily Pass Their Time In A Constant Struggle To Best The Other In Verbal Barrages Of Snarky Horseshit
Also Im Making Her A Headband
Friends Do That For Friends Too

[fuckincakewake]

since when woulkd my mom hsve friends

anyway that doesnt sound like any lady feirnds i ever had tho a headband sonds nice

[twowheeldevice]

Her Demeanor Does Make Her Seem Foreboding At First
But Even Those Who Arent Nearly As Outgoing As Yourself May Find Solace In Anothers Company Now And Then
Or At Least Grounds For Sarcastic Commentary
Id Be Happy To Make You A Headband Too Should I See You Along This Trail
The Above Isnt A Bribe By The Way
Just An Attempt At Redirecting The Conversation
Id Hate For Us To Be Expelled From This Journal For Veering Too Wildly Off Topic
Granted I Doubt Thats A Common Occurrence But Best Be Safe Right

[fuckincakewake]

pretty sure nobody gets kicked outta these things but its not like id be holding my moms apparent best alien buddy hostage when shes not into talikng about my mom as an adolancsant

*adolescent

so its really travelling on the trail like for oregon fording the river and shit

shootin buffaloe

cause frankyl i dont believe for a SECOND

[twowheeldevice]

Weve Only Just Begun To Journey So No Rivers Have Needed Fording Of Yet
But Yes I Imagine Thats Going To Happen
There Has Been Hunting As Well Though Again I Havent Participated
Someone Also Shot At A Snake Recently And Caused Quite The Panic
Really Though Its Not All Bad
The Scenerys Nice
Or At Least The Sky

[fuckincakewake]

sounds totes boring miss uh

missus moms troll buddy or whatever

would my phone work

[twowheeldevice]

Kanaya Suffices Thanks
Youd Be Given A Replacement Communication Device With The Standard Feature Bundle
Text Voice Video Et Al
Its Quite Convenient But Wreaks Havoc Aesthetically
So Anachronistic