As I currently watch Obama's first act as president...

[apoplecticfittz]

Here are ways in which I have heard Obama's speech described:

• "Hard"
  
• "Muscular"
  
• "Intense"
• "He ejaculated freedom onto America's moist, waiting mouth, neck and face..."

I think Wolf Blitzer was just projecting a little on that last one.

Comments

[rabidglow]

[apoplecticfittz]

"Ladies and gentlemen...please take your seats." "Once again, please take your seats."

[apoplecticfittz]

Yes. God. That old dude was awesome. I wish he would tell me stories even if they aren't true and embellished because of his aging mind. I just want him to sit me down and tell me, "I remember back when I wassa spaceman in aught four."

Not awesome was that poet after Obama's speech. I think they hired her to clear out the room.

[apoplecticfittz]

Only if she were to have said it. It would have gone:

"MISTER. GORBACHEV. TEAR. DOWN. THIS. WALL."