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[apollosherbert]

i was reading my own livejournal, and i got to thinking... what would someone who has no idea who i am think of me having only my livejournal as a resource? this is what i've gleaned:

- i'm witty.

-i really want to be witty

-i dry hump people on stage

-my friends are really weird

-some of these friends want to carry my child

-lots of people ______

Comments

[i_kill_babylj]

we could play at questions.

[diuscakwieesome]

biznatchizzleitcheres

amazing word. although im frazzled by how to pronounce it and also its meaning. by its hella fun to look at :)

[rahnia]

I know I _______ and ______ your ass...

[kassionbroadway]

get better. break a leg in rimers. you dry humping people is incentive enough to see it. remind me to bring a towel though.

[icausescenes]

I've seen Lauren orgasm way too many times. I think one of them was after Mrs Wiggins confronted us in the bathroom about our rousing rendition of "In the Jungle" while I was attemtping to pee.

Best. Orgasm. EVERRRRR.