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[apollo5532]

Okay. I have been given three characters from Firefly to decide which gets the cold shoulder, whose for fun and whose for keeps. (Thanks renniek)

You want a go stick a reply on and I’ll give you three names. So without further ado,

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[niki_h]

go on, i need a giggle

[matt_the_orc]

Go for it,

[apollo5532]

Superheroes for Matt!

Supergirl
Wonderwoman
Jean Grey

[doctor_kaos]

Same three firefly girls are Mr McBride? :-D

Also, do me! Do me! I want a go...

Um... I mean Richard, could I have a choice too

[renniek]

Go on, got day off today, keep me distracted

[apollo5532]

As A counterpoint to mikey's
History and Myth...

Odysseus
Achillies
Alexander the great

[renniek]

Blimey, right bunch of psychos. I reckon marry has to be Alexander the Great, as (from what little I know, hastily supplemented by scanning Wikipedia) he's less outright psychotic than the others, and he was taught by Aristotle so presumably likes academic types - plus, y'know, ruling half the world.
So that leaves me to choose between screwing Odysseus or Achilles. Both violent, both having horribly murdered people. After some pondering reckon I'll screw Achilles, because he was legendarily stunningly gorgeous, and there's at least some chance that killing Troilas was a Tory-MP-style kinky sex accident rather than deliberate murder (whereas Odysseus arranging the death of Iphigenia seems definitely deliberate). Just have to hope Achilles or Alexander stop Odysseus from killing me when I dump him. Possibly a case where dumping via letter is excusable and the best plan.