[changmin/yunho] patient b

[apocryphalic]

title : patient b
pairing : changmin/yunho
rating : pg-13
words : 4921
summary : yunho has a rare disorder that enables him to remember everything about his life
a/n : a continuation of my rare disorders verse. not related to any of the previous one-shots. based off the real-life story of jill price.

Comments

[yuxo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BEING IN LOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEE

SO WAS I, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE A HOMIN TO CUDDLE/SLEEP/KISS/SNUGGLE/EAT/SHOWER/FUCK WITH. WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR, YOU TELL ME YOUNG LADY, YOU TELL ME. ;A; OR AT LEAST GIVE ME A YUNHO, PATIENT B CRAP OR NOT. ;A;

Sometimes they'll be elaborate and full of sparklesokay honestly, i was going to comment on the rest of the fic but :xxxx JAEJOONG IS SUCH A FUCKTARD. WHAT A BASTARD, LMFAO. HE IS SUCH A FUCKING FREAK AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ASPOIWFKLJDSF I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S BETTER, HIM BEING THE BANE OF YUNHO'S EXISTENCE OR THE FACT THAT HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOL

[apocryphalic]

YOU WRITE ME SOMETHING

[yuxo]

LOL STOP MAKING US SOUND LIKE CREEPS

the secret is to let them THINK we're normal, okay!? DDDDD:

but yeah omg D: i would be such a creepy fucking lurking peeping tom with a fetish for watching and i wouldn't even care that they don't want us in an alternate universe cuz i would gladly take them together. :x

actually, you know, i wouldn't mind a jaejoong either. we would have fantastic rainbow adventures to the land of fuckery and beyond every single day.

;____; i miss bigeaststation. WHERE WILL I HEAR ALL OF MY "CHANGMIN, SUKI. DAISUKI. SUKI DAYO." ;A;

AND I'M TRYING TO WRITE YOU SOME ROCK AND ROLL FIC, OKAY?! IDK, WITH DRUGS OR SOMETHING. IDK IDK IDK IDK ALFPWOKJDSFDLJDFS LET ME EAT MY YOGURT IN PEACE

[apocryphalic]

YOU ALREADY WENT THROUGH A GALLON OF YOGURT TODAY. LAY OFF IT BEFORE YOU GET DIARRHEA FOR REAL.

:( write me rock and roll fic with drugs then. and booze and lots of sex. hey, maybe changmin will be a groupie, a stalker creeper groupie :DDD

and i miss bigeaststation too :( i miss have homin be all obvious on air and i miss having you type out everything for me rofl.

keep jaejoong, i want yunho or changmin and i shall not settle >: ll have some...morals? no that's not the word...er, have some...idk the word i'm thinking of x.x

we're homin fangirls. we're manic and resilient. if we were normal, we wouldn't like them >: l obviously they're not stupid, they know that.

WRITE ME FIC.

[apocryphalic]

lol skjhksh i swear to god this idea has been floating in my head for weeks and i just never write it cos i'm so goddamn lazzzzzy. why am i like that? :( and the last like 1k worth, i wrote at 2am cos i couldn't fall asleep so i popped out of bed and wrote it all on paper ksjgnksfhnsh help me :(

rofl, changmin sweats like a pig. omg he drips water i swear. when he's on stage it's like he's just gotten out of a shower and didn't bother to towel off skjfnhksfh

thank you for commenting. and shut up omg lol, i love you, you're so sweet and adorable ♥ ♥

[apocryphalic]

lol, omg, why are you so adorable? haha, don't fall out of bed for my fics D: they're not worth the pain and damage and subsequent doctor's fees DDD: unless you live in canada where health care is free.

aw and a mem :DD score!

homin are always love. i wish more people wrote them too lol :) i was going to expand more on jaechun and junsu esp but i got lazy rofl, i always get lazy these days, sigh.

:DD homin i love homin!! lol :))

thanks for reading ! ♥

[ta_knee_shuh]

I liked this a lot :) Your medical stories are really interesting. I always google the people you base your stories on right after to learn more. I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've ever commentsed on your fic though. I'M SORRY! xD

I'm sorry that my comment is so boring and stuff too. I'd quote stuff but I'm pretty out of it from being so full. (Indian food makes me sleepy!). I promise to be better for your next fic lol

[ta_knee_shuh]

I can't even spell anymore! **COMMENTED

[apocryphalic]

hahaha it's okay, i can't ever spell and it seems like i have problems with the english language in general x.x

rofl, i read about these random guys with weird illnesses and i'm always just like, huh, i wonder if that'll make for a good story and i note it down. sigh, i wonder how these ppl would feel if i shot them an email saying, "hey, i wrote homosexual korean fic about you :DDD" rofl

indian fooood. i'm jealous :( i've been nursing a cold so i'm...dying and yeah, i've been drinking soup for the past few days. sigh :(

thanks for the comment :) and don't worry about it lol :))

[latenightchai]

oooh i like this one :DDD i love your medical stories. they're already interesting and you make them even more so and they just really reflect each person. i absolutely adored yunho in this. yunho, with a paper bag over his head and lol omg. amazingness and fail all in one and i can totally see dear leader-sshi rocking that :'D happy birthday to him, too! ♥

to that end, i think you should do one of these for each member - i mean, it's just two more to go! it would be so epic =]

and i must say, the moment i read jaejoong in that leopard jacket thing i lol'd irl, hard. it's so ugly ;;

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hi you! :) ksfjnhks i swear to god i have the weirdest fixation for med stories D: it's horrible, really just horrible lol. i will read about someone like yunho having autobiographical memory and i'll be like omg i can fic that. dies. see, i was thinking yunho probably wouldn't mind fame but not fame that comes from the fact that he's different :( no one likes that!

ksjnhksh mind reader! i am doing one for each of them. i've got them all plotted and planned, i just need to do the actual writing. my original plan was to write a fic for each of them and jaejoong's was supposed to be next. but i felt like writing homin for yunho's birthday lol. that and writing a pairing that isn't homin scares me D: like i had to do a yoomin D: i have a jaechun and a minsu up next x.x dying of fright!

rofl, did you see the pictures?! omg, i was like DDD: no kim jaejoong D: his hair and the jacket were like the same color DDD: he blended into that thing :(

thanks for your comment! :) ♥ ♥

[latenightchai]

haha, that's a good thing, especially if it means more good!fic like this ;) but i know what you mean. i see fic in everything these days. 'tis a bit distracting lol.

ahah! i was right >3 yunho's b-day was rather fitting, but asdjlaskf i will wait eagerly for the next two and minsu, minsu omg it will be amazing :DDD i'm sure you will pull it off wonderfully, bb

it's so true. i think they managed to blend and clash at the same time. eesh :/

♥ (but oh, late reply because my firefox was having a hissy fit. sometimes i hate the internets D:)

[apocryphalic]

it's so distracting omg lol. i'm also so lazy to actually write anything. i'll get the fic idea and i'll write it down somewhere but i get so lazy when it comes to typing it out rofl

lol i love minsu but i love minsu friendship, i'm still working on trying to make it less friendly and more romantic D: lol, what have i done to deserve such faith? :) you're so sweet ♥

skjnfgkjh jaejoong :( i wish he looked in the mirror before he left or i wish someone had the guts to tell him he looked like crap in it lol

nah, no worries, i take forever to reply sometimes D: i'm lazy + slow ksjfnfksh dies.