this is beyond words

[aplsos]

ahahaahaha, jesus christ.

hahahahah, shit.

Comments

[crankgod]

Alchemy is real. Just not what you see on tv shows or movies. Hard to explain what exactly alchemy is for, but it is for advanced people only. Ya know? Advanced witches, or if you people must, wizards. But please don't go asking me about witches. I do not wish to discus this issue with someone who I have not met face to face

<3

[mooseka]

Pregnancy Tests: Blue line means you're pregnant, yellow socks mean you missed.

[nondescripter]

i can turn uranium into lead

[aplsos]

yeah well i can turn your mother into a whore!

OH SNAP!