i dumped my boyfriend last night. i should have done that a long time ago. can't believe this clusterfuck lasted a year. i am a moron magnet.

that's all.

( whoever wrote this is my fucking hero )

It's been confirmed, my boyfriend is a MORON.
Not that I ever stay mad for long or anything. God damn human weakness.

As usual, he's oblivious to the fact that he is fucking up... I'm sure.

If you are a sickly obese internet nerd who is simultaneously fingering their asshole while consuming vast amounts of twinkies and is reading this, please stop trying to read my journal because it's friends only anyway and it has been ever since some unmentionable loser and his little friends stalked me and tried to read it. Thanks.

i bought tickets to bright eyes :)
w00t w00t!!

well, it smells of cheap wine and cigarettes
this place is always such a mess
sometimes i think i'd like to watch it burn
i'm so alone and i feel just like somebody else
man, i ain't changed but i know i ain't the same
but somewhere here in between
the city walls of dying dreams
i think her death, it must be killing me

If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

"Where even if someone loves you enough to save your life, they still castrate you." Marla looks at me as if I'm the one humping her and says, "I can't win with you, can I?"
-fight club

um. i think that i probably think about sex more often than the average eighteen year old male. seriously.

this is the funniest shit i have seen all week.
Singapore's Anti-Ketamine Site

"And guys, if you get beaten up while you're on K, you can forget about defending yourself. It'll make you look even more stupid if you try ( Read more... )

everyone should go to:
http://www.gerritsmom.com

haha, gerrit is so 0wn3d.