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Oct 14, 2011 21:02

⇝the ASS-KICKING meme⇜


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freddygetyergun October 15 2011, 03:23:36 UTC
freddygetyergun October 17 2011, 04:06:07 UTC
[Why u so mean Iggy? ;_;]

No. This floor will be my home forever. I will live the rest of my life and die here. [he is very curled in on himself as he says this, so it's a little muffled.]

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evenburnssouls October 17 2011, 04:08:38 UTC
[Because he's British? Hell if he knows.]

That seems a bit dull, doesn't it? Besides, your life will be rather short if you only stay there. [...Moves closer. Gently nudges him with his foot.]

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freddygetyergun October 17 2011, 04:17:24 UTC
You kneed me in a fucking hard-on you stupid fucking wanker!

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evenburnssouls October 17 2011, 04:23:11 UTC
...Oh. Um. ...I'm sorry?

I suppose offering a kiss to make it better would give you cause to shoot me, then. [He does feel bad, really he does, because he's well aware how much it hurts when there's not increased blood flow.

However, he still has something of a sense of humour... and he may also just be a little sadistic.]

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freddygetyergun October 17 2011, 04:28:54 UTC
Stupid fucking wanker! [And now Alfred is glowing and transforming and there would be a gatling gun on a nice sturdy base pointing right at you Arthur while it begins spinning just before firing.]

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evenburnssouls October 17 2011, 04:34:38 UTC
[...Running as soon as he saw the glowing was probably his best idea all day.]

That was a joke, you tosser! [He matches his wavelength to Alfred's, which helps a lot, though when the first wave of bullets hit him he's still thrown a bit by the force of the energy, even if the actual wavelength component just blends into his own.

There is no shame in ducking behind the first corner he sees.]

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freddygetyergun October 17 2011, 04:38:19 UTC
[Alfred fires a few rounds AT THE WALL just for good measure before slowing to a stop.] YOU'RE THE TOSSER.

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evenburnssouls October 17 2011, 04:40:59 UTC
I didn't fucking realise you were hard!

[Not. Coming. Out.]

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freddygetyergun October 17 2011, 04:46:38 UTC
THERE WERE MAKEOUTS! IT HAPPENS! EASILY!

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evenburnssouls October 17 2011, 04:47:39 UTC
I'm not hard! It was just one bloody kiss!

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freddygetyergun October 17 2011, 04:56:07 UTC
IT WAS A GOOD KISS AFTER ROUGHHOUSING! [Welp, at least you know what he likes, now.]

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evenburnssouls October 17 2011, 04:58:19 UTC
...What does roughhousing have to do with anything?! [There is no way fighting makes Alfred horny. None.]

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freddygetyergun October 17 2011, 05:13:05 UTC
[Less talking more shooting, that wall is taking a beating.]

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evenburnssouls October 17 2011, 05:31:49 UTC
[Less talking and even less likelihood of him ever coming out from around the corner.]

Damn it all, I'm sorry! What the Hell else do you want from me?!

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freddygetyergun October 17 2011, 05:39:35 UTC
You seriously don't understand anything. [Alfred huffs, but an instant later he's human again and the pain has subsided by now at least.]

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