there aren't any words for how amused I am, but Lithuania needs a less spineless ring color soon lolliterally_lietAugust 17 2011, 20:57:14 UTC
[Lithuania's first, and very sensible, instinct is to dodge. Unfortunately for him, he feels he deserves it (what is wrong with him!) and so is a fraction too slow.
Mm, knuckle sandwiches. His favorite part is the taste of blood in his mouth when he bites his tongue and his teeth go loose.
He staggers into the wall.] Mmph!
I'm s-sorry!
[Hands up to ward off any more blows, dude, like that's going to help.]
Re: there aren't any words for how amused I am, but Lithuania needs a less spineless ring color soonmeatysovietAugust 17 2011, 21:13:16 UTC
[Those teeth are going to get looser if you let them man- he's got a talent for it. I'm surprised he hasn't taken up dentistry with his innate skill.]
курва!! You ungrateful little-
[He's just going to go for the other man's neck, because the pulse is such a lovely thing to feel against your hand when your restricting it. Also it keeps the other in place and unable to run.]
::He has an orange ring on, and no idea where it came from. None. Whatsoever. But that's not what has him worried, oh no. So at that sudden hug, he's just going to return it with a desperate cling and a mumbled 'Shut up'.::
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[She has to hug him! Hug him and kiss his cheeks.]
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He suddenly has the urge to cry. Something inside of him feels like it's been broken into pieces...}
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It's all right ... we're both going to be okay ... I think.
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I am... I am fine...
{Lies. He looks like he's going to cry.}
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[Holy shit, look at the thing.]
[And the instructions even say that white means shocked!!]
Fucking crazy. . . !
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[looks at]
Internet!
You look like shit!! [tries to pet him until he's better!] And you have a ring, too.
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I have something to confess:
I've been smuggling books in my own language into my borders for the last four years.
[What is he saying!?]
I know you banned the Latin alphabet four years ago, Russia, but I just couldn't give up my written language so soon after truly standardizing it!
[He doesn't actually regret this, does he?]
And now I've hidden the books in the library on the fourth floor of Headquarters.
[nooooooo~!]
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[Toris, he hopes you like knuckle sandwiches, because he's aiming for your BIG, FAT, STUPID mouth.]
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Mm, knuckle sandwiches. His favorite part is the taste of blood in his mouth when he bites his tongue and his teeth go loose.
He staggers into the wall.] Mmph!
I'm s-sorry!
[Hands up to ward off any more blows, dude, like that's going to help.]
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курва!! You ungrateful little-
[He's just going to go for the other man's neck, because the pulse is such a lovely thing to feel against your hand when your restricting it. Also it keeps the other in place and unable to run.]
I should kill you where you stand.
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Unless it's Russia. Then Russia may get leaned on instead.]
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