The Shag Marry Kill Meme

[aphdrmod]

This is a meme that's I'm sure everyone has done elsewhere in some form or another.  But just in case I'll give you a refresher.

The Shag Marry Kill Meme

step 1 - Post with you character!

step 2 - Respond to other characters declaring one of those three options; ie 'I'd tap that' 'I'd marry you' or 'I'd throw you off a cliff into shark infested water

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She's new, but well~

[weiss_teufelin]

[wantsapenis]

[He can't see her face from behind anyway but he feels her muscles relaxing.] Uhm... I don't know? A football table? A new stereo, a new laptop, a new camera to, you know, record the most important moments of our lives... or, better, using a high definition one to steal other couple's precious gay moments... It's plenty of things I'd put in, what about you?

[weiss_teufelin]

[Shrugs, leaning back against him just a little bit] Cash would be fine by itself. I'd get a room renovated in the house for my books and my journals. Or just get a whole new wing built. [With her own library. With its own bar. Siiiiigh. Married life~]

[wantsapenis]

[He doesn't seem to be against it] Cash... of course. You know who should we ask cash from? Austria. I bet his face'd be awesome. [Thinks about it] Still writing that insanely long diary? [Someone'd love the bar part Meh, with someone like Hungary it'd turn in a living hell, probably.]

[weiss_teufelin]

[Laughs. Oh, that's funny!] We have to have the cameras ready when we go and ask him for it. [Glances at him over her shoulder a bit] Well, nowadays I usually just blog, but I still need a place to keep my old journals [And somewhere to store the scanned files. Prussia is nothing but careful with those records. And yeah, probably. Hence why they'll probably never actually marry]

[wantsapenis]

Yeah... I can totally imagine it, he'll be all rigid and with his best 'why me' expression... [And he likes his 'omg' faces] mmhh... staining the net with your data? I really will have to ask Estonia if he can crack down the sysyem. [Yeah. And Yeah, even because this Hungary isn't properly a man.]

[weiss_teufelin]

Exactly~ It'd be awesome. And don't you dare. [Glares at him a little] I worked hard on that blog. [That's true]

[wantsapenis]

But data are so delicate, it's so easy losing everything on the net! That why you should keep writing everything on normal journals, less problems. And the world would even be a better place. [Have a small cuddle] Yes, I know you worked very hard on it.

[weiss_teufelin]

And yet they also say that no matter how you delete something on the net, it'll still be there somewhere. [What she doesn't tell Hungary is that she writes out her entries longhand first before posting them. Doesn't acknowledge the cuddle though she doesn't move away either] So you'll understand that if I find out that you two have been messing with it, I'll have to maim you both.

[wantsapenis]

Oh... a second copy, ah? I'd better investigate as soon as possible and free the world from such horrible treath [Such... immense patience. Hungary Aacknoledges your determination and somehow admires it] Oh, really? Chuckles] But how'd you know it's our fault?

[weiss_teufelin]

You'll deprive the world of awesome if you do that~ [Prussia can be very patient and dedicated when it's for a good cause] I'll find out somehow. [And plus it's another excuse to beat up on Hungary. Not that she needs an excuse normally...]

Welcome to the DR! Have a shag!

[kontrkul_tura]

... *points at title and starts unbuttoning pants*

[weiss_teufelin]

[Snorts, smirks and quirks an eyebrow, watching unabashedly]

Well okaaaaaay... Let's see what you got.

[kontrkul_tura]

[He will quite happily go down to his birthday suit to show you, which is very much like that goldilocks story- it's not too big and or too small, but it's jussst right to sit on/eat/have a good night on. He's probably got this story wrong but whatever

If you prefer something bigger he'll go find you a horse- he can sell that sort of footage~]

[weiss_teufelin]

Not bad~

[Not bad at all~]

[kontrkul_tura]

[You know it girl~

Next time he gets it out for you it'll his room number written on it, because he's classy like that.]