The Shag Marry Kill Meme

[aphdrmod]

This is a meme that's I'm sure everyone has done elsewhere in some form or another.  But just in case I'll give you a refresher.

The Shag Marry Kill Meme

step 1 - Post with you character!

step 2 - Respond to other characters declaring one of those three options; ie 'I'd tap that' 'I'd marry you' or 'I'd throw you off a cliff into shark infested water

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[ingreatdeeds]

[kontrkul_tura]

[He'll lie in wait, like a predator... or a douchebag with really nothing better to do.]

Make me Pussyboy.

[ingreatdeeds]

[ Pfft, that works.

He opens his mouth, then snaps it closed, puffing up like a disgruntled bird ruffling its feathers.

Thanks to the 1866 thing, he likely couldn't make Russia do much of anything. ]

[kontrkul_tura]

That's what I thought~

[Lounge lounge insert smug here.]

[usaisnumberwon]

...*thinks hard*...are we married since I won and took back all the states and stuff?

[ingreatdeeds]

[ ...that gave him a bit of a pause, too. He never thought of it that way before. ]

...I...guess ya could look at it that way?

[usaisnumberwon]

*He shrugs.* Yeah...and...that would make us married for a long time!

[ingreatdeeds]

Very long time...

[ Wow thinking about it that way could be potentially awkward. ]

What, since tha war was over?

[usaisnumberwon]

*It totally is awkward.*

Yeah, since the war is over...I guess we could say before the war too but that sounds even worse considering how much younger you are than me! *shivers*

[ingreatdeeds]

[ Aaron's trying to save himself embarrassment by pretending it isn't. ]

...just sayin' after tha war would be best.

[ Because jesus that would kinda pedo of you Al otherwise. ]

Atleast I wouldn' be able ta leave ya again?

[ He's trying to make light of it. ]

[usaisnumberwon]

Yeah, after the War, definitely after, a very more solid...Union...for better or for worse...and hell no I wouldn't let you leave again!

[ingreatdeeds]

Fer better or fer worse...

'N if I was married ta ya I wouldn' try ta leave in tha first place; I ain't so flighty!

[ He seems mildly insulted Alfred would think that of him. ]

[usaisnumberwon]

I know I know! *No need to get your knickers in a twist!*

[ingreatdeeds]

[ Bahaha, can you blame him~? ]

Well...good then, I guess.

[usaisnumberwon]

...you already sound like my wife!

[ingreatdeeds]

[ Bahahaha, that certainly got a embarrassed blush out of Aaron~ ]

Now how do I sound li'e yer wife?

[ The funny part is CSA actually is very...well, wife-y, for better or for worse. ]