The Iron Chef Meme

[aphdrmod]

Ladies and Gentlemen... if you would please make your way to the HQ Lobby, there have been some special renovations.

It is now a massive kitchen stadium with all the best cooking equipment available as well as any ingredient you might need.

I present to you...

IRON CHEF: HQ EDITION

1. Post with your character! You are now in the midst of an epic

Comments

[heroicfairy]

[Alfie and his easy bake oven are all over this competition. You guys don't stand a chance.]

[sunflowerbebe]

[She's busy mixing cakes for him, Easy Bake is her deal man.]

[heroicfairy]

Sous Chef Ivanna! How's the chocolate mix looking?

[sunflowerbebe]

Is good! No more powder.

[She scoops it into a little pan.]

[desudesudesunya]

[One of the large grills is being taken up by this Japan, laying down meats and vegetables and hibachi...ing it up right here. Where did Iron Chef start, dude? He might be a bit... different from most Japans, but this is cooking and he's amazing at it.]

[swappan]

Have another weird Japan looking at your food.

"Japanese food is the best! I invented it!"

[desudesudesunya]

"We did!"

He smiles brightly, continuing to cook.

Again, if you would rather not be sabotaged just say so.

[crazyknifeboy]

[Oh dear, it seems that there's a slight problem with your kitchen however. While the grill may have been hot just moments ago, it appears to slowly be loosing heat, and then to grow cold entirely. Either the gas pipe, or the electric cord (whichever type of grill he's using) has been hacked clean through. Good luck with that.

Belarus strikes again.]

[duke_of_lust]

[Our judge, the Duke Bonnefoy, is watching with eagle eyes.]

[nochrysanthemum]

[Always more than one judge, he isn't looking pleased so far.]

[duke_of_lust]

[One has to wait and see what will be... produced.]

[andhellisheaven]

[This is it... this is his time to shine. For this is the England from the strangest world of them all, the one where his culinary expertise rivals even the God of Chefs.

He's already in the midst of making something absolutely beautiful looking... and what's more it smells just as appetizing as well!]

[warchangedme]

[Just...watching. It looks so tasty. There's always that one inexperienced judge who loves everything.]

How long 'til it's ready?

[andhellisheaven]

[...It figures that his skill will be wasted on someone who probably could not tell the difference between between a short loin steak and a skirt steak.]

It will be ready when it is ready.

[meatysoviet]

[... You make it sound like that's a bad thing- he doesn't know the difference between those either.

Seriously, keep all your fancy steak names, tack has always been good enough for him. For this judge it's all about the fact he can't cook for shit simplicity.

However, he may give you a few points if you taste test that for you... Maybe. Smells good man ]]

[liliqueen]

[Lili is cooking up a rather yummy looking fondue.]