Just add chlorine... [for an instant intro post]

[world_roof]

It most definitely went something like this :

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[chairman_yao]

*EXPLOSIVE MANDARIN SHRIEKING*

WHY ARE MY MOUNTAINS IN THE POOL!?

*stomps past the potted plant to gesticulate furoiusly at said mountains, then at the hole in the ceiling, then back at the mountains*

[world_roof]

*drops down, behind the plant with an inward groan. Why does Wong have to show up now of all time? Universe, come on, cut him a break! From behind the plant comes a totally calm reply*

There's no need for shrieking Wong. We've been over this many times; they are my mountains. And do you think you could perhaps hand me a towel please?

[chairman_yao]

*Yao has no time for calm pot plants and their towel requests, not when he can wave a hysterical sleeve at a displaced mountain top, -- is that a DENT!? That looks like a DENT! Is he covered for pool-side cracks and crevasses? This is INTOLERABLE! He's barely even encroached on this territory and it's already got water damage! -- smooshing any Egyptian snowmen he should come across*

*wave, rustle, shriek, flap*

*SMOOSH*

[world_roof]

*feels a bit offended on behalf of the mountain top. And as he'd just flashed through puberty, he still has a few lingering attachment issues*

H-hey! *exclaims the potted plant before his brain really processes what he's saying* You're squashing the Egyptians! You can't do that! They're on holiday!

[chairman_yao]

*Panda wants his $20 now Kuma-loser. That was totally an earthquake*

[world_roof]

*What? An earthquake from the Sky? Ya right! You see those big rock things? Those are mountains and mountains make avalanches so... obviously Panda has to pay up.*

[chairman_yao]

*Panda is shocked you would doubt him! Panda has proof you know! Just ask this passing Belgian Hobo Seismologist...*

[aphanimals]

*....ah-*

[heresfeliks]

[ooc: My god you are epic! :D]

[world_roof]

[so glad you like my five year old drawings, or was it the intimate object conversation that you liked? Pretty sure my posts make me look like I am always on drugs.]

[il_se_souvient]

((ooc: shamelessly seconding about epicness. SHAMELESSLY BECAUSE NO STRIKES. Also, take more drugs. 'tis good.))

[world_roof]

[I MEANT INANIMATE NOT INTIMATE!!! D: also... thank you, I'll be over there now lighting up in my corner]

[basnyn]

*his pyramid sense was tingly and went on a quest for them---!*

[world_roof]

* a potted plant sees someone familiar and is so relieved you wouldn't believe!*

Mr. Hasan! Mr. Hasan! *says the potted plant in a familiar lovestruck cheerful tone but in an unfamiliar deeper voice*

[basnyn]

...Wh.. oh... my, this... you sound awfully familiar, potted plant.

[world_roof]

*a stuttering blushing shy bashful relived cheerful proud bald head sticks up out of the leafy cover*

Hello, Mr. Hassan. Look I've grown up! And... I'm in desperate need of a towel. Do you think ... you could hand me one?

[von_habsburg]

*Roderich had decided that since HQ had an indoor swimming pool, he might as well take advantage of it. He was in the changing room when the mountains "arrived" and was quite shocked to find a mountain sprouting from the middle of the Olympic-size pool. Fortunately the cold didn't bother him (much) because he was standing there, quite surprised*

[ooc: ohhai, I can has late arrival?]

[world_roof]

[of course you can. You should know by now how hospitable we are to guests. HERE HAVE SOME MORE BUTTER TEA!!! :D YOU COULD AFFORD TO PUT SOME CALORIES ON THAT BODY!! ]

*does the bald naked man hiding behind a potted plant bother you? Because to be honest, he's a little shocked to see you.*

[von_habsburg]

*doesn't notice the bald naked man for a very long time since you know MOUNTAIN TOPS INSIDE AND STUFF*

*shakes his head and turns away, the mountains aren't moving again after all. notices the potted plant is moving*
Hello?

[world_roof]

*POTTED PLANT IGNORED YOU AND IS SORT OF HALTINGLY SCUTTLING AWAY ALONG THE WAY.

It stubs it's toe an* Mmph! *noise and is scuttling limply now*

[sorry caps lock]