Calling All Americans!
*Alfred stands at the end of a meeting table, looking at the group he called before him today. They were all himself, but each one had slight differences. Some were younger, others wore their combat uniforms, but they were all still him. In front of each person, there was a McDonald's bag filled with a large value meal to eat. Alfred knew how he always wished he could just have a tasty burger in his hand during the boring G8 meetings and decided to make that possible today. Not to mention the bribe of food is very helpful in bringing himself to those dreaded meetings.*
It has come to my attention that there's now a lot of well... Americas around now. With this number of almost the same people running around, it's not surprising that some confusion has popped up.
Mostly, what the hell do we call each other so we don't all raise our hand when someone says "Alfred?" *laughs* There's even a puppy named after us so... if you ever hear Ludwig screaming about *lowers his voice to try to mimic Ludwig's* "Alfred! Stop peeing on the carpet! Alfred ate my combat boots!" he's just having a hard time with the dog. Be sure to tell the other nations that if they're giving us weird looks if they hear Ludwig's voice carry oh so well in these halls. Seriously.
So then! *drums his fingers on the meeting table* Back to the reason why I called you all here for a meeting. We all need to come up with some names to go by to prevent being so confused when more than one of us is in a room.
*Puts a hand on his chest* I will go by "Alfred." It's what I've been called by since I got here. Does anyone have any objections or know what they want to go by?
It has come to my attention that there's now a lot of well... Americas around now. With this number of almost the same people running around, it's not surprising that some confusion has popped up.
Mostly, what the hell do we call each other so we don't all raise our hand when someone says "Alfred?" *laughs* There's even a puppy named after us so... if you ever hear Ludwig screaming about *lowers his voice to try to mimic Ludwig's* "Alfred! Stop peeing on the carpet! Alfred ate my combat boots!" he's just having a hard time with the dog. Be sure to tell the other nations that if they're giving us weird looks if they hear Ludwig's voice carry oh so well in these halls. Seriously.
So then! *drums his fingers on the meeting table* Back to the reason why I called you all here for a meeting. We all need to come up with some names to go by to prevent being so confused when more than one of us is in a room.
*Puts a hand on his chest* I will go by "Alfred." It's what I've been called by since I got here. Does anyone have any objections or know what they want to go by?