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[pitchforkglory]

A young girl wanders the labyrinthine maze that is HQ, looking halls up and down. She pauses to admire the decorations and nods to herself approvingly.

"Big city folks sure do things different, with all them shiny pictures and stuff. I bet they dress real different too. Gosh, I hope suspenders are still fashionable." Ukraine self-consciously adjusts

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[chairman_yao]

*communist senses tingling, Yao approaches the girl*

...Cannibalism?

*looks up at the picture of Stalin and quickly chalks a similar portrait of Mao in the socialist-realist style on the opposite wall*

[pitchforkglory]

Ah, I haven't written up a constitution yet. But I do like candy, thank you. *takes one*

That's so thoughtful of you towards Ivan. I know he got a lot of stress lately. He says injuries from jackhammer knees are keepin' him awake at night. Gosh, I bet knees like that would be real useful fer construction an' things...

[chairman_yao]

Err, no by constitution I mean your radiation-enhanced health, melamine probably will not ahh... forget it... *forces the whole bowl into her hands* Eat.

*griiiiins* Ivan really should be more careful around jackhammer knees if he cannot handle the injuries. You should let him know that I can always offer further instruction on the topic~

[pitchforkglory]

*takes bowl and happily obliges* Mela-what now? That some new vitamin?

*between pieces of White Rabbit candy and rock sugar* Yup, I'll be sure t' tell him. He's bin wantin' to see ya anyway. He misses you, I think.

[chairman_yao]

*sputtering, so much sputtering* Ha- Me- Ah-? What? Miss me? Why? *adjusts a sleeve, flustered* He knows where to find me. You must be mistaken.

*nods to himself, sure of this. She seems like a simple girl. Most likely Ivan only misses him, because Yao has has become more adept at dodging and evading those vicious pipe swings*

Keep eating.