A young girl wanders the labyrinthine maze that is HQ, looking halls up and down. She pauses to admire the decorations and nods to herself approvingly.
"Big city folks sure do things different, with all them shiny pictures and stuff. I bet they dress real different too. Gosh, I hope suspenders are still fashionable." Ukraine self-consciously adjusts a strap before she spots a lovingly-rendered portrait of Stalin on wall.
"Ah, that reminds me--I'm really hungry... I hope I won't have to resort to
cannibalism again..."