ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DRESSING ROME?!

[parens_patriae]

-it's the 17th of December, and Rome felt, in his most magically-powered wild hairs, that there was a place that wasn't celebrating Saturnalia.
-THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.- -Rome has burst into headquarters, holding a sachel full of booze, food, and WESTERN CULTURE- IO SATURNALIA, EVERYONE!