[Peter is standing in the middle of room that seems to be set up like a small movie thearte. And yes that is a freaking HUGE projection screen behind him. He currently has a megaphone that he's yelling into]
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE HQ! AS PART OF
FRANCE'S REVENGE I WILL BE SHOWING A SPECIAL SNEAK PEEK SCREENING OF MY EPIC FILM MASTERPIECE '
UK GONE WILD'! PLEASE COME IN AND ENJOY YOURSELF, SNACKS ARE NOT GOING TO BE PROVIDED SO PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN! ALSO! THIS FILM IS RATED PG-13 SO NO RUGRATS!
[Announcement complete he clicks a remote that starts the projector.. and so the film begins...]