[Ivan was wandering through headquarters, searching for Yao]
Ah, he's got to be around here somewhere. Right now I don't even care if he's my Yao or not.
Ah, what's this? A bookcase?
[Ivan slowly runs his hand across some of the books]
Hmm. *click*
A hidden room? [Ivan enters the room not noticing the words now lazily floating above his head I once tried to hang myself. Welcome to the Secret Room. In more ways than one. This room takes your deepest secret and broadcasts it for all to see.]
(ooc: Hope this is okay. I was a little bored. These secrets can be as angsty, or humiliating, or hilarious as can be so have fun!)