Mapcrunch!

[w3bm4ster]

WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
THE
AIRPORT!?

[crushes a can of beer]

[oops, I'm not dead. sorry I disappeared. this is mapcrunch.]

Comments

I tried to play that one and got so lost, ORZ

[wanwankitten]

[And that crushing noise wakes up a kitten, and she's cranky for that!]

Miaaaaaoooo! [Boo, hissssss! Let me sleep!]

I GOT SO CLOSE but then it booted me off :'|

[w3bm4ster]

Oh! Sorry, kitteh!

[he reaches over to pet her.]

I never found my way out of Macau. ;; A ;;

[wanwankitten]

[Still whining out loud because. Catnaps. Why did you interrupt hers. MEANIE.]

Miaaaaaaao miaaaaaoooo! [Whyyyyyy?!]

good luck hehe ;3;

[w3bm4ster]

No need to get snippy! I have a very important job here, you know!

YOU SAID YOU MADE THE ENTRY BUT I NEVER GOT A NOTIF /WHAT THE HELL LJ/.

[project_preu_5m]

I don't think there's an airport here. Even if there was, I doubt it'd take you anywhere.

[That's PREU for: What are you doing, idiot?]

;C; dumb LJ /smacks

[w3bm4ster]

I have to find the airport so I can go home!

;~;

[project_preu_5m]

You've been here long enough to know we don't go home. [Actually decides to look on the screen]

[w3bm4ster]

[he's wandering around somewhere in Thailand, from the looks of it.]

Use your imagination, n00b.

/late and classy.

[icallyourstuff]

Have you tried looking for planes? [Someone's as helpful as ever.]

<3! I drew a thing http://i39.tinypic.com/33o74a0.png

[w3bm4ster]

[the captcha to upload it was "cupid's arrow" lol]

Duh! [...three days into the game.] There are no planes!

fffff. it's so true.

[icallyourstuff]

[lmao. captcha is clearly trying to be helpful.]

[Better late than never.] That means the zombies are roaming again. [He sounds so serious about that.] Forget the airport. You need protection and shelter.

What would be a good pairing name for them? I need to know this for reasons.

[w3bm4ster]

They're very damn slow zombies, then. Look, they're all frozen in place!