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[lazy_gamer]

*Alfred was sitting on a porch cleaning out his rifle*

There we go your looking as good as new! *Looking down at his rifle he smiled* Well my old friend we've been through a lot so far and we have to look after each other. *finishing his cleaning duty he grinned wider* Now lets go have some fun on the range!

Comments

Another WWII version!

[suomi_sniper]

[Also arrives on the range with a rifle that probably appears outdated compared to Alfred's.]

Oh. Someone is here already.

That's-not a rifle I've ever seen before.

[lazy_gamer]

Harhar. Very funny you know what I'm talking about.

[lazy_gamer]

You know ammo.

Wow that's just kind of sad

[lazy_gamer]

Ammunition, bullets. If I don't keep them clean then they won't work properly.

If the police have no guns then how are the criminals supposed to take assaulting an officerserious

[lazy_gamer]

That's no excuse for not taking care of them.

Seriously? Wow.

[lazy_gamer]

Fine sheep-lover!

I just didn't know I mean a lot of desperate criminals would jump at the chance to attack an officer

[lazy_gamer]

And you never will!

A desperate criminal would not want to go to jail

[lazy_gamer]

*walks away*

[lazy_gamer]

*doesn't want to deal with some grumpy bastard at the moment* And you need a tan you big nosed bastard.