Where am I, aru?!

[notagirlaru]

[Poor China, he had been dealing with his usual workload on too little sleep and managed to nod off at his desk. He had only shut his eyes for a moment, but when he opened them he found himself in HQ.]

Ai ya, what is this, aru? Have I been kidnapped, aru? Somebody must have sedated me, aru!

[Now he's wandering around, jumping at every sound and

Comments

[needsmorepink]

Teacher stop shouting! You'll scare everyone!

Typo. |P

[notagirlaru]

Ai ya, Taiwan?!

[He was kidnapped by a girl? Oh now embarrassing.]

Why am I here, aru? Explain!

It's all good!

[needsmorepink]

If you don't stop shouting, you're going to scare the animals here too!

And I don't know why you're here either! This place is strange...

♥!

[notagirlaru]

Animals, aru? Like attack dogs, aru?

[Decides to take her advice and lower his voice, after all he doesn't want to alert the kidnapper.]

So you were brought here as well, aru? Ai ya, this is like a horror film, aru.

Hover for translation. His tones are terrible but he speaks smoothly.

[alliance_jones]

Yi qi shen hu xi. You ain't been sedated, but you have been snatched. Happened to us all.

[notagirlaru]

[Swerves around when he hears one of his languages, blinking in surprise when he sees who it is. Well aren't people just full of surprises?]

America? What is going on, aru? Who is it that took us, aru?

[alliance_jones]

Ain't America, just Alfred now.

[Other points that may be of interest: he's in uniform today, but it's a funny grey one that you won't recognise, he wears a wedding ring, and the flag on the shoulder of his uniform... well, it may be of interest to you.]

This is HQ. Big building, ain't headquarters of nothin' in particular, kidnapped every last one of us. All different 'verses, see? Can't get out. No goin' home. Make yourself comfy, I guess; it's worked for the rest of us.

Guh, typo.

[notagirlaru]

Wǒ bù míngbái...

[Takes a few steps back, looking around rather desperately. This is awful, he's suddenly appeared in some strange place with a strange Alfred and none of it makes sense.]

Is this some cruel prank, aru? Because I voted against the no fly zone for Libya, aru? It is too harsh, aru!

[notagirlaru]

Ah- yes I am, aru, who-?

[Freezes up when he turns to face the other, eyes wide and startled. He takes a small step back to see if it is just a reflection, but that proves to be very wishful thinking.]

Who are you?

[notagirlaru]

How is this so, aru? Are you...some kind of clone, aru?

[Oh dear, you know you're lost when that's the most logical explanation you can come up with.]

You don't seem entirely like me, aru...

[For one thing he seems to have done away with the verbal tic, something this Yao's rather envious of.]

[ivan_x_toris]

*When you're jumping around like that, you might not be aware of someone walking up behind you. At least not until they are right behind you, arms wrapping around your waist.*

Why hello there, Yao-yao~!

[notagirlaru]

[Lets put a sharp yelp as he feels the arms wrap around him and tries to writhe free, looking up with a look of initial fear, and then of anger.]

Ai ya! I should have known this was your doing, aru! Let me go right now, aru!

[ivan_x_toris]

*He makes no move to let go, maybe even holding you a little tighter if possible* Nyet. I have found you and am not going to let you go again. And I have no idea what you're talking about; I have done nothing to you or anybody else.

[notagirlaru]

Sōngshǒu, sōngshǒu!

[Pushes himself upwards using Ivan's arms, trying to kick his legs about and wriggle away.]

Yes you do, aru, it is you that has brought me here, aru!

[heroiccia]

"Hey China! What's wrong?"

[notagirlaru]

Ai ya, Alfred, you are here as well, aru?

[heroiccia]

"Yep! There's a bunch of other mes around here!"

[notagirlaru]

What on Earth do you mean by that, aru?!