part 32 doesn't know the answer

[aphanon_meme]

"Oh, go to bed early and sleep in, there's no way they can make 1000 comments overnight during the deader hours!"

[wakes up, la la la, checks the meme real quick]

"EUROPEAN AND ASIAN AND AUSTRALIA ANOOOOOOOOONS!! "

You guys are crazy. But I salute you.

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[greciangod]

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[sighs]

Hi, Turkey. You're looking well today.

[attaturk]

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Thanks... I s'pose.

...Are you feelin' alright?

[greciangod]

...never better...

[awkward somewhat friendly pat on the shoulder]

So... How has your day been?

[attaturk]

...Sure not actin' like it...

[stares at his shoulder uncomfortably]

Well it was goin' fine till you showed up!

[greciangod]

[uncomfortable silence]

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[mentally going through checklist: give him stuff he likes? what does he like...?]

...would you like to punch me?

wrong icon orz

[attaturk]

[glares]

Dunno what the hell you're playin' at, brat, but it's not gonna work!

Obviously somethin' wrong with you!

*points and laughs*

[greciangod]

F--!!

[quickly bites his tongue]

I just thought you'd... want to...

[eh, what else, what else...? everyone likes hugs, right?]

[gives him a hug]

SOB

[attaturk]

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[eyes him]

No use knockin' on your hard head when ya ask--!!

[hugged?!]

Hnnngh!

[...awkwardly gives him a few hard pats on the back]

The hell is wrong with you?!

[greciangod]

[cringes a bit with each pat]

It was a dare, so just shut up and let me be nice to you, old man...

[attaturk]

...That so, eh?

[leers]

What've ya got planned, then?

[greciangod]

[immediately breaks the hug and backs off a few steps]

[shrugs]

I'm supposed to--

[uh... compliments. supposed to compliment him]

...I like your... name...

[attaturk]

...Thanks.

Wish I could say the same to you.

Ya kinda suck at bein' "nice." Guess it's only to be expected though.

[greciangod]

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[trying hard not to glare]

Yeah, well at least I'm trying... It's hard to be nice to someone who smells like sh--

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sunshine and daisies.

Would you... like to...

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[has no idea how to complete this sentence]

[attaturk]

Well, s'only you that got the dare to be nice, now wasn't it?

[laughs at him having to amend his sentence]

Would I like to what? You better make my day, if yer goin' to be nice to me.

[feels no urge to supply hints]

[greciangod]

[mentally cussing him out, but manages to take a few breaths and put up a friendly smile]

Would you like to... get a cup of coffee with me...? And maybe... talk?

[attaturk]

...Seems like ya do have a few manners tucked away in there somewhere after all!

As painful as it may be to spend time with you, I'm game for a bit of Turkish coffee. S'long as you're payin'.