part 31 is spinning in circles

[aphanon_meme]

I, uh. That's some interesting RPing that's... umm, going on - I'm just gonna start the next part without much fanfare and get back to reading, okay? Reading literature, I mean. Yeah.

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Comments

[blacknoise]

Anon, I just got a new MacBook pro!

What should I name it?

[blacknoise]

Percy Weatherby.

[blacknoise]

Hehehehehe--possibly.

[kawfeehero]

America!

[blacknoise]

Sorry, bb. I bought it in NYC, to inject some money into your economy. That's all you're getting.

[kawfeehero]

Aw, you're sure you couldn't even spare a name?

[blacknoise]

Not that one, sweetie. I have your name all over my student visa. That's really enough, don't you think?

[kawfeehero]

You can never have too much America! But if you wanna miss out on having your Macbook be named after the greatest, most amazing, handsome, and smartest nation out there, it's your choice.

[blacknoise]

*cough*

If I wanted that, I'd just have named it Canada.

[kawfeehero]

But then you'd never be able to find it!

[blacknoise]

We nationals know where to look.

[kawfeehero]

Under your bed?

[blacknoise]

That... would be creepy, Al.

No, generally one would look for the larger country immediately to the north of you...

[kawfeehero]

He's never there when I look for him! And then he suddenly appears next to me when I'm in my kitchen, or my bedroom, and even once my bathroom. I swore I had seen a ghost in the mirror, but it only turned out to be--

...

What's his name again?

Matthew!

[blacknoise]

He's your BROTHER, d-bag. Why don't you put "invent a cure for stupid" on your to-do list?

Oh yeaaah.

[kawfeehero]

Recession. And I'm afraid they won't get to the people who need them.