part 30 is hopelessly devoted to you

[aphanon_meme]

We're so old. ... okay, 30 isn't that old, but at this point we're... what, 5 months old? Almost 6? And still active - it's peanuts! (... did you know that peanuts aren't technically nuts? They're a member of the legume family!)

Anyway, please enjoy part 30!

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Comments

[preussen_eagle]

*I hate you Anon*

[not_america]

... WHAT.

[preussen_eagle]

W-WAIT, THIS IS BULLSHIT RIGHT!?

[not_america]

W-W-W-W-WHAT. JUST. J-JUST WHAT?

DID YOU... DID YOU... D-d-did you do anything with that... R-Russia guy? Oh god. B-because, y'know, I mean, well... I'm pretty sure we never got that far unless kissing does... th-things.

[preussen_eagle]

of course it's not yours, you been to busy humping trudeau and obama, you slut.

[not_america]

I have not!

And Tr-Trudeau is here? Hohhh boy.

[preussen_eagle]

haven't seen him in a while, But he did say I could have you...

[not_america]

... Could have my what, exactly?

[preussen_eagle]

Your body. Southern Ontario.. Ca.na.da. He said I could turn you into my slave.

[not_america]

Hahahah, b-but.

Y'know. He would say that... Right?

[preussen_eagle]

Yup. Your entire body now belongs to Anonymous. You will obey us without question. Or we will call China and turn you into a concubine. Understand? Anonymous Owns You.

[not_america]

I'll... Wait until I see Mister Trudeau first before I commit to anything. I'm sorry.

[preussen_eagle]

I will fight him to the death.

[not_america]

But he's already... not here...

[preussen_eagle]

I meant re-death...

[not_america]

... This is too complicated.

Let's just sit back and sip on some slurpies and contemplate the awful, awful horrors of male pregnancy.