part 330 may flowers

May 06, 2013 22:46

... Actually there aren't that many May flowers around here yet. Darn late springs! Speaking of late... wouldn't it be a spring miracle if You-Know-Who emerged from his chrysalis, a beautiful butterfly with new updates and webstrips and doodles? Wouldn't it be, meme? Wouldn't... it... be nice if we could wake up in the morning when day is new? Okay ( Read more... )

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Can't believe I'm reposting this leeuwvanoranje May 7 2013, 17:46:04 UTC
This is terrible, you're terrible oh_espana May 7 2013, 17:49:55 UTC
[Dude no]

[Dude]

[How did you even get your leg to go that high, frankly it's sort of impressive]

[Too bad he's too busy trying to not die to notice]

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Not as terrible as De Jong's kick, I hope leeuwvanoranje May 7 2013, 18:02:53 UTC
[/looks for a ref to settle this grave injustice]

Ref! Ref! He was gettin' in the way of my foot!

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Maybe not quite that bad oh_espana May 7 2013, 18:15:04 UTC
[Not looking anywhere but the ground, rolling around in agony and putting on a show for the ref]

[Okay wait that's not cool. The hell is this, you cheater. Pulls himself back up and it looks like he's forgotten that he was supposed to be injured at all. What, you have to make it look dramatic]

His foot got in the way of my everything! I'm hurt real bad, penalty!

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Pff, and it was supposed to be a quick driveby too leeuwvanoranje May 7 2013, 18:38:19 UTC
That's your own fault for gettin' in the way! I was clearly going for the ball and not aiming at your sternum!

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Ahaha, not quite! oh_espana May 7 2013, 18:50:47 UTC
The ball was on the other side of the field!

[He can lie too. Just. Badly]

[You know what, screw you, you're not playing by the rules and he's going to throw the damn ball at your head. He takes his games probably too seriously...]

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Aah sorry for the terrible quality, I only have paint on this computer 1/2 leeuwvanoranje May 7 2013, 19:12:49 UTC
[And now look at what you've done.]


... )

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2/2 okay and now I really gotta go! Thanks for the fun thread guys! ♥ leeuwvanoranje May 7 2013, 19:17:01 UTC
[His hair spike pierced the ball and now it's stuck on his head. Tugs at it to get it off]

Well, shit...

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Omg. Ahaha poor Ned oh_espana May 7 2013, 19:22:44 UTC
[It starts with snickering]

[But that doesn't last long before he's back on the ground, cracking the fuck up]

You're like a porcupine!

[You totally deserved it, and he's going to be here laughing at your hair for a while yet, go ahead and ignore him]

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tomatoes_dammit May 7 2013, 17:51:00 UTC
[He could watch it loop forever.]

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Re: Can't believe I'm reposting this leeuwvanoranje May 7 2013, 18:04:28 UTC
[That's a nice coincidence, since he can watch all the times you beat Germany at football forever.]

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tomatoes_dammit May 7 2013, 18:13:25 UTC
[Well, there really is nothing like kicking Germany's ass in his own country. It was a proud year.]

[They'll just, uh, not mention 2010.]

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leeuwvanoranje May 7 2013, 18:30:32 UTC
[Yeah, he's good on never thinking about 2010 again as well]

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tomatoes_dammit May 7 2013, 18:37:30 UTC
[Maybe they can just watch tapes of their most satisfying victories? He doesn't get to chat about football much.]

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leeuwvanoranje May 7 2013, 18:54:35 UTC
[He's cool with watching the 1988 Euro Cup's semi-finals. Or the final. Your choice.]

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tomatoes_dammit May 7 2013, 19:05:40 UTC
[He'll probably go for the final. Just so he can live vicariously through your victory over the team that beat them.]

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