part 329 blowing bubbles

[aphanon_meme]

It's good to see me, isn't it? ... No need to respond, that was rhetorical! Now, there been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo. But let me set the record straight. According to the Livejournal Clock, the maxing occurred at the 10th hour; a direct result of 10,000 comments being posted by Livejournal visitors. Yes... part 328 of the

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[greciangod]

[he's just going to be off to the side, throwing pebbles and watching them bounce off that ass]

[oh_espana]

[There's something weird happening with his ass]

[Not the usual sort of weird that's sort of vaguely nice where peoples' hands disappear from sight and Romano gets really angry for some reason. This is just annoyingly weird]

[Brushes his hands across his ass to stop whatever it is from happening again. It probably looks like he's groping himself]

[Somehow he hasn't seen you yet]

[greciangod]

[chuckles to himself, it really does look like you're groping yourself]

[now he's trying to aim pebbles at the direct center where he two globes meet]

[bonus points if he gets one lodged in there]

[oh_espana]

[He's not naked you know. You'd have to throw awfully hard to get anything stuck]

[Sort of getting frustrated by this though. Maybe it's his pants. Maybe he should take his pants off]

[He's going to take his pants off]

[greciangod]

[with those pants, you might as well be naked]

[he'll wait patiently for the pants to come off]

[and then resuming his little game]

[oh_espana]

[The saleslady was really, really sure they made him look cool. She even gave him a discount for buying them! How was he supposed to turn them down?]

[Even if it's a little early for Halloween and he doesn't have much of a reason to be wearing an outfit like this]

[But dammit, apparently the pants weren't the problem. Maybe it's just his ass, but he can't exactly take his ass off]

[Finally turns to see where this annoyance is coming from. But all he sees is-]

Greece? Did you see something?

[greciangod]

[slips his handful of pebbles in his pocket very, very discreetly]

[and looks innocently from side to side]

What were you expecting that I might see...?

[oh_espana]

[You probably could have started juggling them and he wouldn't have connected the dots]

[Shakes his head. How strange, that weird feeling stopped so suddenly!]

Ah, never mind! I thought I felt something strange but maybe I was imagining it... You're enjoying the weather too?

[He was going to take an outdoor nap before his ass was attacked]

[greciangod]

[yes, very strange indeed]

Somewhat.

[he was just out taking a stroll when your ass caught his attention]

I can't seem to remember where I was headed...

[probably because he didn't have a destination in mind]

Were you going somewhere...?

[maybe he can just follow you instead]

[oh_espana]

Just to one of the gardens, you wanna come?

[It probably goes without saying what his intentions were for this trip out. They'd end up napping either way now that they're together, probably. If they can even make it that far before falling asleep]

There's a little gelato place on the way too if you want some~

[Yup, food and resting in the sun, this will be a good day]

[He's already moving too, expecting you'll follow along, carrying his pants with him]

[greciangod]

[that definitely sounds like a good day to him, so he nods and follows along]

What flavors of gelato do they have...?

[hasn't had any in quite a while, but since it's starting to warm up as they approach summer, why not]

[oh_espana]

[It'll be his first time in a while too, but today seemed like a nice day for it]

I was just gonna get hazelnut... or maybe chocolate. Or maybe both.

[He hasn't really decided yet, and shrugs at you as you come up alongside him. Usually he just sticks with his favorites forever]

Dunno everything, probably some fruit stuff too...

[greciangod]

[nods, those flavors do sound nice]

I like blue.

[he's sure it'll taste good whatever he gets, and if not, you likely won't mind him nibbling off of yours, and he could always give his to one of the cats hanging around, although...]

Cats aren't exactly fond of fruits...

[oh_espana]

... Blue?

[Okay America, what have you done with his best friend? Unless maybe you meant blueberry, they could have that. And blueberry is a fruit, so your next line even makes sense. Okay, he'll forgive your bad taste this time]

Oh, you wanted to share with the cats too? They've probably just got plain cream flavor too...

[For once he almost managed to follow your odd thought pattern, even if their paths in reaching that final thought were totally different]

[They're pulling up near the stand already though, so you better decide pretty quick]

[greciangod]

[blue is totally a flavor, and since it's a great color, it should be a great flavor too]

[nods]

Blue. And cream.

[that's close enough to blue and white, right?]

[oh_espana]

[It's an okay color. You'd be better off going with raspberry]

[You can order it for yourself anyway, he ain't your maid. And he doesn't want these people to think he orders "blue" for himself. And he's not paying for you]

[He'll step up first to make his own order, so you have time to rethink your life choices and pick something better, then step aside to make room for you]