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[Not the usual sort of weird that's sort of vaguely nice where peoples' hands disappear from sight and Romano gets really angry for some reason. This is just annoyingly weird]
[Brushes his hands across his ass to stop whatever it is from happening again. It probably looks like he's groping himself]
[Somehow he hasn't seen you yet]
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[now he's trying to aim pebbles at the direct center where he two globes meet]
[bonus points if he gets one lodged in there]
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[Sort of getting frustrated by this though. Maybe it's his pants. Maybe he should take his pants off]
[He's going to take his pants off]
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[he'll wait patiently for the pants to come off]
[and then resuming his little game]
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[Even if it's a little early for Halloween and he doesn't have much of a reason to be wearing an outfit like this]
[But dammit, apparently the pants weren't the problem. Maybe it's just his ass, but he can't exactly take his ass off]
[Finally turns to see where this annoyance is coming from. But all he sees is-]
Greece? Did you see something?
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[and looks innocently from side to side]
What were you expecting that I might see...?
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[Shakes his head. How strange, that weird feeling stopped so suddenly!]
Ah, never mind! I thought I felt something strange but maybe I was imagining it... You're enjoying the weather too?
[He was going to take an outdoor nap before his ass was attacked]
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Somewhat.
[he was just out taking a stroll when your ass caught his attention]
I can't seem to remember where I was headed...
[probably because he didn't have a destination in mind]
Were you going somewhere...?
[maybe he can just follow you instead]
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[It probably goes without saying what his intentions were for this trip out. They'd end up napping either way now that they're together, probably. If they can even make it that far before falling asleep]
There's a little gelato place on the way too if you want some~
[Yup, food and resting in the sun, this will be a good day]
[He's already moving too, expecting you'll follow along, carrying his pants with him]
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What flavors of gelato do they have...?
[hasn't had any in quite a while, but since it's starting to warm up as they approach summer, why not]
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I was just gonna get hazelnut... or maybe chocolate. Or maybe both.
[He hasn't really decided yet, and shrugs at you as you come up alongside him. Usually he just sticks with his favorites forever]
Dunno everything, probably some fruit stuff too...
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I like blue.
[he's sure it'll taste good whatever he gets, and if not, you likely won't mind him nibbling off of yours, and he could always give his to one of the cats hanging around, although...]
Cats aren't exactly fond of fruits...
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[Okay America, what have you done with his best friend? Unless maybe you meant blueberry, they could have that. And blueberry is a fruit, so your next line even makes sense. Okay, he'll forgive your bad taste this time]
Oh, you wanted to share with the cats too? They've probably just got plain cream flavor too...
[For once he almost managed to follow your odd thought pattern, even if their paths in reaching that final thought were totally different]
[They're pulling up near the stand already though, so you better decide pretty quick]
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[nods]
Blue. And cream.
[that's close enough to blue and white, right?]
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[You can order it for yourself anyway, he ain't your maid. And he doesn't want these people to think he orders "blue" for himself. And he's not paying for you]
[He'll step up first to make his own order, so you have time to rethink your life choices and pick something better, then step aside to make room for you]
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