part 329 blowing bubbles

[aphanon_meme]

It's good to see me, isn't it? ... No need to respond, that was rhetorical! Now, there been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo. But let me set the record straight. According to the Livejournal Clock, the maxing occurred at the 10th hour; a direct result of 10,000 comments being posted by Livejournal visitors. Yes... part 328 of the

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I'm into my nth glass of wine and really sorry

[oh_espana]

[Oh hey, it's been a while since they've had a chance to hang out]

[He doesn't seem to mind that this hanging out involves being cuffed to one another. He won't even try to escape, barely even noting the handcuffs]

Oh! What're you doing here?

[It's probably the dumbest question he could ask, given the circumstances, but then again he's not very bright]

lmfao shouldn't you go be passed out, I mean, resting somewhere?

[fredlig]

[Oh hello, he hasn't seen you in a while either]

Bein' handcuff'd.

[Lifts his hand]

[Well, at least they get to see each other again?]

Probably pretty soon wowww captcha. Just. Tell me if I'm typoing everywhere

[oh_espana]

[At least there's that. And he seems happy enough about it]

Ah, so you're the one who did this?

[Not that he really minds, but if you wanted to spend time together you could have just asked him instead of going through all this work...]

You wanted to do something then?

No typoes but you sound more high than drunk :P

[fredlig]

[Staaares]

[Shakes his head. Nope, he didn't do this. But doing something while being like this sounds like a bad idea pretty fun!]

Do ya?

I'm not sure if that's better or worse... It seems like a good idea right now anyway ahaha

[oh_espana]

[He doesn't really believe you. He certainly didn't cuff them together and if he didn't there's only one other option]

[But if you want to pretend it wasn't you he'll play along]

I don't mind! You didn't get in trouble or anything last time though, did you?

[You should probably take that he even thinks about your situation enough to consider that you could have issues to deal with as a compliment]

Maaaybe you should go to bed early

[fredlig]

[Yes, that other option are clearly fairies. The fairies did it, not him.]

Mh.

[Yeah, about that...]

Can't go there 'nymore...

[Meaning he kept his job, but now he has to return to his actual house instead of hanging out at IKEA. Gosh, he feels so flatered. After you got him in trouble and all that!!]

Like an hour ago. Too late now~ Is the night beautiful or is it just me

[oh_espana]

[Bed, England]

[But that wasn't really clear at all, you know. Sweden, you need some help learning to express yourself. Luckily he's just the person for the job]

[And now he's looking a little worried. Did he seriously get you fired? That's what it sounds like]

... Did they let you keep the furniture?

[That's the most important part. He liked your furniture]

No, it is a good night to go to bed.

[fredlig]

[Sweden and expressing are words that clearly don't go together]

[And yup, those sound like priorities]

Some'f it was mine.

[Meaning that yes, he got to keep his furniture, and it will be a pain having to move it all back to where it was]

... that's probably a good idea

[oh_espana]

[He'd be willing to help ease that move, you know. If you actually asked. If you're upset with him for his role in this he's not going to pick up on it either]

Ah, that's good!

[Yup, you got to keep the furniture and all's well, obviously]

You're gonna have a housewarming party?

[At least he's correctly assumed you must be moving. And he's always up for a party]

i feel like youre not going to go through with it and you will end up passing out

[fredlig]

[That wouldn't be a bad idea! It will be payback for getting him kicked out. Funnily enough, he's not angry. It was his fault for being careless and he's taking all the blame instead of sharing it]

Nh.

[And even better news, because he got to buy the bed where they slept in!]

Housewarming part'...?

[He didn't thought about that]

Ya want t'make one?

Any minute now. I can't believe I'm still making any sense

[oh_espana]

[Too bad for that. He'd probably feel bad enough to pay up at least part of the moving expenses if you bothered to put any blame on him]

[And he did like that bed, after all]

... me?

[... Well hey, why not. Even if you're not blaming him it sort of was completely partially his fault you got kicked out, it's the least he could do]

If you don't mind having it at my place~

[He does have a pretty nice house. But more importantly, he doesn't want to have to pay to rent a hall or something]

hehe go to beeed

[fredlig]

[But he won't because he's probably too nice]

[Okay it's decided, he's putting it on the guest's room just for you]

'Kay.

[He's just assuming it's going to be only you and him. And hey, he knows that you get lonely in that big house, but if you're okay with having a two-people party over there, then it shouldn't be a problem!]

Ouch my pride. And my head

[oh_espana]

[And he's too broke to just come out and offer. Or realize he should be offering, even]

[He'll be totally happy with getting to crash there until he gets lonely at three in the morning and comes to crash with you anyway]

Lemme know if you want me to get anything special to eat or something!

[.... Hahaha just the two of them. Right. He won't say anything to correct this assumption because he's assuming you know he's going to invite everyone. He'll probably open the damn thing to the public and they'll have a dozen of his human neighbors wandering around too]

... Ah, but do you think you could take these off then? It'll be hard to plan stuff like this...

[Holds up their connected wrists to show you what he's talking about. He's still under the impression this was your idea and you must have the key]

Pfft I'm sorry for laughing at your misery

[fredlig]

[Yeah, good job Spain]

[And he'll make sure to leave the back door open so you can scare the crap out of him at three in the morning]

Kay.

[Then be prepared for him to dissapear mid-party to hide behind some curtain or run outside where there will be less people]

[Just gonna stare for a loooong while here while pondering]

...Don't 'ave th'key.

Brought it on myself ;3;

[oh_espana]

[It's not his fault he gets lonely and sometimes goes to visit people far too late into the night. If he regularly stays up until the early hours he expects everyone else does the same]

[Oh no you don't, if he's throwing you a party he's going to make sure you're enjoying every minute of it. He'll drag you right back out from behind that curtain]

... You lost it?

[Maybe you won't be able to go far anyway, unless they figure out a way out of these]

[Sorry man, he's totally blaming you for this...]

You don't think they're loose enough to just... yank our hands out, do you?

/pats =3=/

[fredlig]

[That's some flawless logic right there. Too bad not everyone agrees with it]

[You're going to kill him like that]

[Shakes his head]

Never had't.

[He'll just wait until it downs on him why he doesn't have the key]

Hum...

[Gives a soft yank]

[If he had some clips he might]