It's good to see me, isn't it? ... No need to respond, that was rhetorical! Now, there been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo. But let me set the record straight. According to the Livejournal Clock, the maxing occurred at the 10th hour; a direct result of 10,000 comments being posted by Livejournal visitors. Yes... part 328 of the
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[He doesn't seem to mind that this hanging out involves being cuffed to one another. He won't even try to escape, barely even noting the handcuffs]
Oh! What're you doing here?
[It's probably the dumbest question he could ask, given the circumstances, but then again he's not very bright]
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Bein' handcuff'd.
[Lifts his hand]
[Well, at least they get to see each other again?]
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Ah, so you're the one who did this?
[Not that he really minds, but if you wanted to spend time together you could have just asked him instead of going through all this work...]
You wanted to do something then?
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[Shakes his head. Nope, he didn't do this. But doing something while being like this sounds like a bad idea pretty fun!]
Do ya?
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[But if you want to pretend it wasn't you he'll play along]
I don't mind! You didn't get in trouble or anything last time though, did you?
[You should probably take that he even thinks about your situation enough to consider that you could have issues to deal with as a compliment]
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Mh.
[Yeah, about that...]
Can't go there 'nymore...
[Meaning he kept his job, but now he has to return to his actual house instead of hanging out at IKEA. Gosh, he feels so flatered. After you got him in trouble and all that!!]
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[But that wasn't really clear at all, you know. Sweden, you need some help learning to express yourself. Luckily he's just the person for the job]
[And now he's looking a little worried. Did he seriously get you fired? That's what it sounds like]
... Did they let you keep the furniture?
[That's the most important part. He liked your furniture]
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[And yup, those sound like priorities]
Some'f it was mine.
[Meaning that yes, he got to keep his furniture, and it will be a pain having to move it all back to where it was]
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Ah, that's good!
[Yup, you got to keep the furniture and all's well, obviously]
You're gonna have a housewarming party?
[At least he's correctly assumed you must be moving. And he's always up for a party]
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Nh.
[And even better news, because he got to buy the bed where they slept in!]
Housewarming part'...?
[He didn't thought about that]
Ya want t'make one?
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[And he did like that bed, after all]
... me?
[... Well hey, why not. Even if you're not blaming him it sort of was completely partially his fault you got kicked out, it's the least he could do]
If you don't mind having it at my place~
[He does have a pretty nice house. But more importantly, he doesn't want to have to pay to rent a hall or something]
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[Okay it's decided, he's putting it on the guest's room just for you]
'Kay.
[He's just assuming it's going to be only you and him. And hey, he knows that you get lonely in that big house, but if you're okay with having a two-people party over there, then it shouldn't be a problem!]
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[He'll be totally happy with getting to crash there until he gets lonely at three in the morning and comes to crash with you anyway]
Lemme know if you want me to get anything special to eat or something!
[.... Hahaha just the two of them. Right. He won't say anything to correct this assumption because he's assuming you know he's going to invite everyone. He'll probably open the damn thing to the public and they'll have a dozen of his human neighbors wandering around too]
... Ah, but do you think you could take these off then? It'll be hard to plan stuff like this...
[Holds up their connected wrists to show you what he's talking about. He's still under the impression this was your idea and you must have the key]
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[And he'll make sure to leave the back door open so you can scare the crap out of him at three in the morning]
Kay.
[Then be prepared for him to dissapear mid-party to hide behind some curtain or run outside where there will be less people]
[Just gonna stare for a loooong while here while pondering]
...Don't 'ave th'key.
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[Oh no you don't, if he's throwing you a party he's going to make sure you're enjoying every minute of it. He'll drag you right back out from behind that curtain]
... You lost it?
[Maybe you won't be able to go far anyway, unless they figure out a way out of these]
[Sorry man, he's totally blaming you for this...]
You don't think they're loose enough to just... yank our hands out, do you?
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[You're going to kill him like that]
[Shakes his head]
Never had't.
[He'll just wait until it downs on him why he doesn't have the key]
Hum...
[Gives a soft yank]
[If he had some clips he might]
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