part 329 blowing bubbles

[aphanon_meme]

It's good to see me, isn't it? ... No need to respond, that was rhetorical! Now, there been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo. But let me set the record straight. According to the Livejournal Clock, the maxing occurred at the 10th hour; a direct result of 10,000 comments being posted by Livejournal visitors. Yes... part 328 of the

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I'm just here to make your life hard, Romano

[oh_espana]

I dare you to stop being mad at me!

[Forgot he's trying to be anonymous already]

[He can do this, right? Since it's a dare you've got to do it! Yeah, perfect plan]

Too bad mun loves it 8)

[tomatoes_dammit]

Sure....

[Smiles, though it might come off as more of a grimace. Steps in to hug.]

/harasses more ohoho

[oh_espana]

[Wait, what]

... Wait, what?

[What are you doing with your arms? And your face? This isn't anything like what usually happens. He's just... going to stand there and look confused. And let his mask drop off]

[Are... are you hugging him? He needs to decide if this is the prelude to a vicious beating or-]

Have you been drinking again?

ooh baby /waggles brows

[tomatoes_dammit]

No...

[Well, yes. But that's irrelevant. He hasn't had anything to drink in a little while, anyways.]

'S a dare...

[Reaches up to fluff hair. You do that to him often enough.]

[oh_espana]

[He doesn't smell it all over you this time either, thankfully. And ah, that makes a lot more sense, he'll just let you get on with it then, these are usually pretty weird]

You're supposed to...

[What is it you're doing? Being nice? Well, that's a nice dare. And he doesn't mind the petting, although it's a bit strange coming from you. He'll return it with a little of his own hair fluffing, you've got him down well it seems]

Not be you, or something?

[tomatoes_dammit]

Supposed to be you.

[It'd be a lot easier for him if this was a mindtrick thread, though.]

[Leans into the fluffing a little, because it sort of feels nice, okay? Wracks his brain to think of other stuff you do.]

[oh_espana]

Ah, I was sort of right!

[If you're being him it means you must not be you automatically. If you're not going to tell him to stop he'll keep his hand moving though]

You're really bad at this, you know...

[Where's the smile? You can't be him if you're looking so grumpy and thoughtful. You're going to pretty much need to stop thinking altogether if you want to do this right, actually]

And you've still got-

[Oh Romano, forgive him please. He's going to move his hand over toward your curl, aiming to tuck it back into your hair and hide it out of the way. He's just trying to be helpful, especially since you aren't being pissy with him for the first time in a long while]

[tomatoes_dammit]

So what if I'm ba-- aah--

[Can't quite finish his sentence, face flushing bright red. His hips cant forwards, because he's pressed up against you and you're touching his curl and it's not his fault, okay? At least he's not thinking anymore, though; or at least not coherently.]

[oh_espana]

[Yeah, but now you aren't talking and that's even worse. How are you supposed to be him if you're drifting in and out of sentences]

[And he hasn't noticed anything, but at least your curl's momentarily out of the way... Only now he's realizing it looks really weird, you don't look like you without that curl sticking out and maybe he doesn't want that after all]

Hmm, maybe it'd be okay if you still looked like you as long as you're being me...

[Yup, gonna reach in there again to untuck it right back out for you. Much better]

You still aren't looking happy, you've gotta smile more!

[You're looking... something alright. But happy isn't how he'd describe it]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[His legs are trembling a bit, and even though he tries to bite it back a moan escapes him. He's embarrassed and angry and unfortunately aroused. His pants are bit tighter than usual.]

Spain...

[Trying to warn you away from him, but it sounds considerably weaker and... whinier than he'd hoped.]

[oh_espana]

[It doesn't sound like much of a warning at all, actually, and you'd need to be much clearer than that with him to get anything across]

You're supposed to be me, remember? So maybe you shouldn't call me myself for now...

[You really don't have anything to be embarrassed about, he's as dense as a brick and all he sees is you doing a very, very bad impersonation of him. You could use a lot of work]

I know! You're probably having trouble because I'm here and there's too much Spain. I can be you instead if it helps~

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Shrugs weakly. Maybe you acting like him would extinguish his arousal.]

[As much as he tries, he really can't focus on acting even remotely like you right now. Just groans and buries his face into your chest.]

Bastard...

[oh_espana]

That doesn't sound like me...

[He's sort of getting that you're giving up on this, and he can kind of understand why if you're so bad at it. Maybe he should be himself then, it'd be a shame to have none of him]

[And you sort of look upset too. It must be because you failed so horribly. Don't worry, he'll make you feel better by picking back up on the hair stroking]

You're really affectionate today, did you miss me a lot?

[tomatoes_dammit]

I didn't miss you at all...

[Probably lying. He didn't want to miss you, though. He also knows he should put some distance between them, but you're warm.]

I don't want to be you. I'm my own person, alright? You don't define me.

[He lives in his brother's shadow often enough, he's not going to put up with being compared to and coupled along with you.]

[He might also be a bit testy from sexual frustration.]

Bed for me!

[oh_espana]

[That's alright, he's pretty positive you're lying anyway- at least that's what he tells himself when you say that sort of thing. As far as distance goes, he's naturally an affectionate enough of a person that you can't possibly count on him for that]

Eh? I didn't really mean you were me, I just thought you were supposed to be for tonight.

[Thankfully he's not testy at all, and in a good enough mood from your allowing him to get close again that he's not easily frustrated or riled up either]

If you don't wanna be that's okay, I guess, as long as anon doesn't get mad. I like you better as you anyway~

/laaaame

[tomatoes_dammit]

Just... whatever. Forget it.

[Flushes a pretty red, trying to shoulder his way out of your grasp. He feels foolish and you just don't get it and he's mad at himself for even letting you close again.]