part 328 creepy things under the bed

[aphanon_meme]

Oh meme! It's March! Do you know what that means? ... Neither do I. But I have been watching a good amount of horror films lately and thinking about reading more horror books when I have time. I don't know why, sometimes I just get in a horror mood! Speaking of horror, I still haven't watched the new episodes yet! I keep seeing screencaps and I

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+1

[oh_espana]

[Brb taking this too literally]

Rome! Or Germania! Since they're dea-

[Oh wait, but Mama Greece was too, and now apparently she's around]

... I guess there's no one then...

[That he couldn't, anyway]

Re: +1

[kingkongeriget]

Ya fergot Grækenland an' Egypten's mas, too!

[oh_espana]

[Who? Dude, your accent's weird]

You talk really strange, you know... I could teach you to speak better if you want!

[You know, in Spanish]

[kingkongeriget]

[...oops]

's alright! Mean Greece's ma an' Egypt's ma! Ya know, th'old ones! They're dead, too!

[oh_espana]

[Nope, you still sound weird to him, even if you're understandable]

[C'mon bro, he's a pro teacher. Dome uh beso]

Ah, but Greece's mamá is still here, even if she's dead too, so the other ones might be too, so you could still do that with them, right?

[kingkongeriget]

[døme uh bæso!]

...ya could!

[holy shit, mind blown]

That be sleepin' with a ghost, then? Or they still count as livin'?

[oh_espana]

[Never gave it that much thought, why would he be sleeping with any of them anyway!]

Dunno, but if they've got bodies and stuff...

I wonder if you'd be able to feel it even!

[Okay, now he's a little curious]

[kingkongeriget]

What if ya went right through 'em?!

[oh_espana]

Do you think so!? But wouldn't it be really bad for them, then? They'd have to go around and see everyone and talk to everyone but never be able to do anything!

[Horror of horrors for a hot-blooded Mediterranean nation, no sex for an extended period]

[kingkongeriget]

[IT'S A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH]

's awful! Those poor ol' folks didn't do nothin' t'deserve that!

[oh_espana]

[WORSE! ALREADY DEAD AND NO SEX]

Maybe if it's good enough they'll be able to feel something! They have to!

Someone needs to find out!

[kingkongeriget]

[HELL DOES EXIST]

I'll ask 'em! Bound t'run inta one'a them sooner or later!

[IT'S A TOUGH JOB BUT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO IT]

[oh_espana]

[THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T SAY YOUR PRAYERS SAYS THE CATHOLIC HYPOCRITE NATION]

Okay! We can both try maybe, I'm supposed to meet with Greece's mamá really soon, but we gotta report back to each other when we find out, okay?

[Already, actually. Maybe she got lost. Or fell in one of those holes leading to his house. Whoops]

[kingkongeriget]

[BUT HE GOES TO CHURCH! on christmas]

Yeah! We gotta crack this one an' help 'em!

[oh_espana]

[DON'T WORRY. HE'LL COME VISIT YOU AND DRAG YOU TO CHURCH MORE FREQUENTLY. NOW THAT HE'S DECIDED THEY'RE BROS AFTER SPEAKING ONCE]

[Nods fast, they'll get to the bottom of this together]

Mmm~

[But now that that's all figured out]

... I can still help you talk better too.

[kingkongeriget]

What's wrong with th'way I talk?