part 328 creepy things under the bed

[aphanon_meme]

Oh meme! It's March! Do you know what that means? ... Neither do I. But I have been watching a good amount of horror films lately and thinking about reading more horror books when I have time. I don't know why, sometimes I just get in a horror mood! Speaking of horror, I still haven't watched the new episodes yet! I keep seeing screencaps and I

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[oh_espana]

[He's right by that fire, a big pile of too burnt marshmallows beside him and another held over the flames]

[Look how nice he's being, roasting these up for people because he doesn't want to go back home alone so early because he wants everyone to have a good time!]

[Whoops, he just lit this one on fire too, initiate frantic blowing on it]

... This one's not bad.

[oh_espana]

You are made of red hot FIRE and PASSION so EAT IT

[oh_espana]

[Practically jumps out of his skin, he was relaxing, man! Holy crap anon, do you need to sound so angry!?]

I made them for other people, it's okay! Why don't you have one instead?

[He'll just stick to the plain marshmallows. These ones kind of look like something from England's kitchen]

/gives up and tags, sorry ;n;

[tomatoes_dammit]

[He was going to just ignore you, but every marshmallow you light on fire is driving him progressively insane.]

Quit wasting them, if you're just gonna burn them all!

[Swats the stick out of your hands.]

Whoo, campfire with the Mediterraneans

[oh_espana]

[And now there's a flaming marshmallow on the ground and he's looking surprised enough that you can probably guess he didn't even see you over there]

... My marshmallow...

[But then he catches sight of who it is doing that swatting and brightens up considerably]

Roma! You want one of my marshmallows~

[Oh what a good night. He wanted company and he gets company!]

you used the ugly icon I made you and I just couldn't resist :'c

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Kicks sand over the marshmallow-- he doesn't want to ruin his nice shoes by stamping the fire out.]

I don't want any marshmallows. Especially the gross burnt ones,

[Settles on the ground, though. WHY CAN'T HE QUIT YOU.]

Ehehe, score~

[oh_espana]

[Well, now that he's lost his roasting stick there's not much point in him standing any longer either, so he'll just settle on down next to you, casting sort of regretful looks over at his lost marshmallow]

Still didn't have to throw it...

[But he's not making any moves to eat his cooked ones either, though he'll reach for one unroasted one to start munching]

Anyway you didn't make any either, maybe yours would be worse~

[tomatoes_dammit]

I didn't throw it.

[Doesn't want to hear your whining, so picks the stick back up and scrapes the marshmallow remnants off on the fire pit.]

They would not! I'm not impatient like you, so they'd come out great!

[oh_espana]

[Can he get a Roma-mallow out of this? He thinks he can get a Roma-mallow out of this]

I dunno. You're really not that patient either, and I'm a better cook than you anyway...

[He's peeking over at you, a bit hopefully]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately, for you), you can play him like a fiddle.]

You are not a better cook than me!

[Angrily grabs a marshmallow and impales it on the roasting stick, thrusting it into the fire pit. Picks out a place by the coals and balances it there.]

[oh_espana]

[Hums happily, watching the marshmallow start cooking. Hey, maybe you really are more patient than him!]

Am too~

[Except really Romano, it's going to take so long sitting like that. Do you want him to starve?]

Don't you think you should move it in more?

[Now he's even more impatient than before, this is a much more important mallow, you know]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[He hates it when you stare at him. Grits his teeth in irritation.]

No! Quit trying to tell me how to do it.

[He's gained a lot of patience when it comes to cooking. Some things, like boiling sugar, can hurt a whole lot if done hastily.]

[oh_espana]

[If only he could just... shift your hand so it would cook faster. He'd probably do it if he wasn't purposefully waiting to see how much better your attempt comes out]

[Shifts around impatiently]

Romaaaaa... How much longer?

[You may as well actually be killing him right now. He's gonna be prodding at your shoulder now, sorry]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[If you don't shut up, he'll probably deliver a face full of hot marshmallow to you.]

Dammit, Spain, haven't you ever heard of 'haste makes waste'? Calm down!

[Rotates the marshmallow for another minute or so, then pulls it out, presenting the perfectly golden color.]]

[oh_espana]

[Okay, he can admit when he's lost. Now, anyway, a few hundred years ago you might have had an indignant empire on your hands]

Yours does look better!

[So good, apparently, that he's already reaching a hand out for it well before it's cool enough to eat]

[There's going to be a new mess of burned skin if your reflexes aren't fast enough to stop him]

[tomatoes_dammit]

You're damn right it does.

[He's not gonna let you ruin his perfect marshmallow, and especially not gonna let you take it without saying please. Raises the stick up into the air, so the marshmallow is out of your reach.]

You're going to ruin it! And what do you say?