part 328 creepy things under the bed

[aphanon_meme]

Oh meme! It's March! Do you know what that means? ... Neither do I. But I have been watching a good amount of horror films lately and thinking about reading more horror books when I have time. I don't know why, sometimes I just get in a horror mood! Speaking of horror, I still haven't watched the new episodes yet! I keep seeing screencaps and I

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+1ish

[oh_espana]

Lakan- lachano.... lackan.... dolm-

... Greece made something.

[Sorry, he still can't pronounce these weird names for food. And yeah, he's still mooching off at Greece's house. Maybe he should stop back in his place today and water some of those plants]

Re: +1ish

[oh_espana]

PIIGS must stick together!

Re: +1ish

[oh_espana]

[With his economy, he's certainly not going to complain about not having to buy food for every meal]

[Wait, pigs? What do pigs have to do with anything?]

Ah, I don't really know much about pigs. Do they really stick together?

[Does it matter? Anon, you're weird]

Re: +1ish

[oh_espana]

Noooo doesn't everyone call you, Portugal, Ireland, Italy and Greece that?

[oh_espana]

[Did you have to remind him?]

Oh! I guess that's true, then. We do hang out a lot, but not really all together because everyone can never afford it at the same time.

I still think they could have come up with a cuter name though- Spain and his henchmen, maybe! That way it doesn't sound so negative!

[Because he's going to pretend being grouped together simply for having shitty economies isn't all bad]

tagging instead of lusting from afar

[tomatoes_dammit]

[He's not your henchman, though. And neither are Portugal, Ireland, or Greece.]

Now you can lust from anear!

[oh_espana]

[Would you really rather be a PIIGS member than a henchmen?]

[Really?]

/lusts /pitifully

[tomatoes_dammit]

[...]

[Do you really wanna hear the answer?]

Re: /lusts /pitifully

[oh_espana]

[He does, but he probably shouldn't]

[But if he could make you his henchman again do you know what that would mean?]

[Dresses. More dresses]

[And now he's thinking about how cute you were in your little dresses]

...

I still have your old maid outfits.

[Maybe that's not the best opening line]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Flushes bright red]

Y-you what!?

[REALLY THOUGH, HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT]

[oh_espana]

[What, that's not weird! He's kept all his old stuff because he's a pack rat and he needs to fill all those rooms with something and it's not like he pulls out your dresses and looks at them or anything]

[Okay, maybe once]

[Maybe more than once]

[Sorry, did you have a problem with this? He hasn't noticed]

Yeah, but since you're so much bigger now I guess they wouldn't fit anyway, but I could definitely order you some new ones so don't worry!

[Because obviously you've already agreed to take on the title of henchman again since you haven't said no]

[tomatoes_dammit]

W-wait-- I don't want or need dresses!!

[Definitely blushing brighter than a stop light]

[FIRST PANTIES, NOW THIS??]

[oh_espana]

Mmm, I can even make the order tonight, I bet! Then you could have them maybe next we-

[Oh, you said something too]

... Eh, why not? Even though you're bigger you'd still be really cute! It's no trouble or anything...

[You must just be acting considerate, since... economy. That's awfully nice!]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Blushy and angry and maybe a little bit turned on]

Stop it! I'm not gonna wear a dress, you pervert!

[You're cruising for a bruising.]

[oh_espana]

[He'd like to say something about how cute your cheeks are right now, but]

Pervert?

Ah, no! You have the wrong idea, Roma. It's not perverted, it'd just be really adorable... Maybe if you just tried it you'd think so too! And then your brother would probably agree too, and we could all take pictures together~

[tomatoes_dammit]

[That's just about the last straw.]

Do you ever even listen to what comes out of your fucking mouth!? Honestly, I want to know. On what planet do you think wanting a GROWN FUCKING MAN to a maid's dress is anything but sexual!?

[Angrily jabs a finger into your chest.]