Now let's play a game... I betchyou I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name... Judy judy bo boody banana fanna fo foody fi fi mo-moody
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[Well, it's a start. Although why aren't you speaking to him? That's what's confusing him]
[Brightens his smile even more, anyway. Even if you aren't saying anything, you don't look quite as angry. Sometimes people just need someone in a good mood around to brighten theirs, he'll keep it up!]
[And reaches out to pat at your arm. Very good, there's no need to grab anyone]
...So, you wanna come back to my place, then?
[For food. Because he's damn hungry too. He can really understand your bad mood if you're just hungry, sometimes even he's moody when he has to miss meals!]
[What kind of waxing equipment do you expect he keeps laying around his house!?]
[Tilts his head, confused at your reaction. And you still aren't answering him]
[Maybe he needs to make himself more clear]
... To eat together? I've got a ton of leftovers from the other day- I asked Ned to come over and have dinner with me and he said yes, but in this really weird way, ya know? So I thought maybe he was extra hungry and made a lot, but then he didn't come. Isn't that funny? I bet he ended up getting a lot of extra work to do!
Oh but anyway, so I've got a bunch of dishes and you'd probably like them too! And you like churros right? For dessert?
[Sorry, he has a tendency to give too much information]
[He does have one of those, actually! Watch out, Turkey!]
[His face is a totally open book. The most menacing plan he has is maybe to make you watch some ridiculous telenovela while they eat]
A trick...? Ah, I wouldn't joke about food, especially when I'm hungry! It's just I think we should be better friends, right? So this is what friends do!
[Here, you can even have his hand on your arm, tugging a bit to get you to follow along with him as he starts walking]
[if he were modern Turkey, your cunning plan would totally work and he'd marathon it with you for hours. and then he'd invite you to watch some his own ones with him]
Frie-
[so off guard that he had no resistance ready! he gets pulled along with]
[Hopefully he won't find the TV all that strange, then!]
[Drops your arm after a few paces, expecting you to continue walking alongside him]
[His place isn't too far off anyway, and he knows some shortcuts! So he'll just be taking you right through some thick bushes and trees, bending low to avoid some of the branches and stepping over others]
Watch your step, there's some weird holes around here that go deep down!
[He might be a bit confused what you're doing wandering around with a blade like it's nothing, but whatever makes you comfortable...]
[You don't have to watch too hard, since he's leading the way and it'd be pretty difficult for him to turn around and make any attack before you could retaliate]
[At least you've got a view of his ass climbing over all this]
Almost there, anyway!
[Mostly he's just calling out to make sure you're still behind him. He may have accidentally had a few visitors fall down some of those deep holes in the past]
[Hey, he patched up their various wounds and didn't even say anything about the name calling!]
It's not really that much of a secret... But it'll be easier if you wanna come and visit again if you learn it now! Just be extra careful if I'm not with you...
[He's also found guests at the bottom of holes the day after they tried to make it through his shortcut. Maybe he should do something about that]
[It looks like the trees are clearing, anyway, and his house is in view up ahead already. Speeds his pace up as they get nearer, excited to be home]
[He's thinking hard about this. Sometimes he does forget what he did a few days past, but he's fairly sure they haven't seen each other in quite a while]
[and people say he can be sadistic]
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[Brightens his smile even more, anyway. Even if you aren't saying anything, you don't look quite as angry. Sometimes people just need someone in a good mood around to brighten theirs, he'll keep it up!]
[And reaches out to pat at your arm. Very good, there's no need to grab anyone]
...So, you wanna come back to my place, then?
[For food. Because he's damn hungry too. He can really understand your bad mood if you're just hungry, sometimes even he's moody when he has to miss meals!]
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[takes a step back]
[are you planning to tie him up and wax him by force?]
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[Tilts his head, confused at your reaction. And you still aren't answering him]
[Maybe he needs to make himself more clear]
... To eat together? I've got a ton of leftovers from the other day- I asked Ned to come over and have dinner with me and he said yes, but in this really weird way, ya know? So I thought maybe he was extra hungry and made a lot, but then he didn't come. Isn't that funny? I bet he ended up getting a lot of extra work to do!
Oh but anyway, so I've got a bunch of dishes and you'd probably like them too! And you like churros right? For dessert?
[Sorry, he has a tendency to give too much information]
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[perks up, during your incoherent rambling you mentioned delicious dessert and he momentarily forgot about his suspicions]
[then he glances at, trying to read your face]
...If it's a trick, I'll end you.
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[His face is a totally open book. The most menacing plan he has is maybe to make you watch some ridiculous telenovela while they eat]
A trick...? Ah, I wouldn't joke about food, especially when I'm hungry! It's just I think we should be better friends, right? So this is what friends do!
[Here, you can even have his hand on your arm, tugging a bit to get you to follow along with him as he starts walking]
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Frie-
[so off guard that he had no resistance ready! he gets pulled along with]
[he does not understand anything anymore?]
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[Drops your arm after a few paces, expecting you to continue walking alongside him]
[His place isn't too far off anyway, and he knows some shortcuts! So he'll just be taking you right through some thick bushes and trees, bending low to avoid some of the branches and stepping over others]
Watch your step, there's some weird holes around here that go deep down!
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Used to that.
[still got his eye on you!]
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[You don't have to watch too hard, since he's leading the way and it'd be pretty difficult for him to turn around and make any attack before you could retaliate]
[At least you've got a view of his ass climbing over all this]
Almost there, anyway!
[Mostly he's just calling out to make sure you're still behind him. He may have accidentally had a few visitors fall down some of those deep holes in the past]
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Are you okay with showin me such a secret path...
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It's not really that much of a secret... But it'll be easier if you wanna come and visit again if you learn it now! Just be extra careful if I'm not with you...
[He's also found guests at the bottom of holes the day after they tried to make it through his shortcut. Maybe he should do something about that]
[It looks like the trees are clearing, anyway, and his house is in view up ahead already. Speeds his pace up as they get nearer, excited to be home]
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[takes a look at the house ahead... that doesn't seem right]
[pauses]
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[Oh no, did you fall too!?]
[Turns back in an almost panic... but then you're still standing right there]
Eh? Don't you want to come inside?
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[wants to see if his assumption is correct]
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[He's thinking hard about this. Sometimes he does forget what he did a few days past, but he's fairly sure they haven't seen each other in quite a while]
... What did we do?
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