part 326 cool cats too hip to be squares

[aphanon_meme]

Hey, you got jets--if you dig it? Do ya dig it? Don't flip, no sweat, just trying to have a blast with some boss cats here in Memesville. Don't rap on this cool party, man, don't be a wet rag, the sounds are going to be like wow. Like wow.

Enjoy part 326, Daddy-O.

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Mun +1s everyone

[oh_espana]

...

[Backs away from this thread]

[oh_espana]

[Well damn, he's just going to take you at your word]

[Could be worse, at least it's for you and not anyone else]

Can I give you one?

[greciangod]

[shudders at the thought of the grabbing and fingers and nails and his poor shirt...]

[what were you saying?]

[give one what? shirt?]

I would like that very much...

[could always use more shirts]

[oh_espana]

[That's enough acceptance for him. You can have his shirt when it comes off, anyway]

Thanks~

Do you think we need music?

[He's never really tried dancing seriously without music, and that's kind of like stripping, right? ... But he's never really tried stripping before either, so...]

[greciangod]

[why must you need music to give him a shirt? is it like a game show?]

Japan enjoys those quite a bit.

[oh_espana]

[Is he missing something here? You want him to play Japanese music now?]

I don't know any Japanese songs though... Maybe no music is okay after all.

[Just standing like this feels kind of strange though, how's this supposed to work?]

Ah, maybe you should sit down first?

[greciangod]

If you are fine with no music, then I am as well...

[looks around, no chairs in sight?]

[sits on the ground]

[looks expectantly]

[oh_espana]

[At least he can't really feel embarrassed when he's so busy being confused]

[How the fuck do you start this]

Uh...

[He'll just. Sway his hips. Is this what he's supposed to do? He hopes so. How long does a strip show last, anyway?]

[greciangod]

[where is his shirt?]

[why are you wiggling?]

[are you impatient? is he doing something wrong?]

[holds out hands for shirt??]

[oh_espana]

[Why isn't your face one of wonder and arousal with his magnificent display?]

[Why are you holding out your hands?]

[Are you impatient? Is he doing something wrong?]

[Maybe you want to see his ass. People seem to like his ass. Turns around and sways that for you instead]

[greciangod]

[that is a mighty fine ass]

[likes your ass]

[but was expecting a shirt, he can't wear your ass]

[unless he was a serial killer and even then it'd be kinda weird]

[lowers his hands and tilts his head what]

[oh_espana]

[Turns his head back around, sure this time you'll be enthralled in the display]

[But you look as confused as he feels]

Ah... I've never done this before. Is it weird?

[Wait, he's supposed to do something with his hands, right? That's what they do in movies]

[So he'll just kind of awkwardly move his hands around his sides]

[greciangod]

Just... a bit...

[okay what are you even doing with your hands now]

...a lot.

[oh_espana]

[Drops his hands, though he'll keep shaking his hips side to side. Damn, this really isn't going well... He doesn't think anon would be happy with this result]

Since you've done it before why don't you tell me what to do then?

[greciangod]

[that sounds fair]

Alright...

[gets up and takes off his shirt]

[hands it to you]

[oh_espana]

[Stares at the shirt]

Uh...

[He wasn't really anticipating having to strip so soon! What about the show part!?]

[But he has to assume Greece has more experience in this than he does, so he'll just follow suit and tug his shirt over his head]

[Holds it out]

This isn't very sexy...