Hey, you got jets--if you dig it? Do ya dig it? Don't flip, no sweat, just trying to have a blast with some boss cats here in Memesville. Don't rap on this cool party, man, don't be a wet rag, the sounds are going to be like wow. Like wow.
Enjoy part 326, Daddy-O.
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[Could be worse, at least it's for you and not anyone else]
Can I give you one?
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[what were you saying?]
[give one what? shirt?]
I would like that very much...
[could always use more shirts]
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Thanks~
Do you think we need music?
[He's never really tried dancing seriously without music, and that's kind of like stripping, right? ... But he's never really tried stripping before either, so...]
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Japan enjoys those quite a bit.
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I don't know any Japanese songs though... Maybe no music is okay after all.
[Just standing like this feels kind of strange though, how's this supposed to work?]
Ah, maybe you should sit down first?
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[looks around, no chairs in sight?]
[sits on the ground]
[looks expectantly]
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[How the fuck do you start this]
Uh...
[He'll just. Sway his hips. Is this what he's supposed to do? He hopes so. How long does a strip show last, anyway?]
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[why are you wiggling?]
[are you impatient? is he doing something wrong?]
[holds out hands for shirt??]
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[Why are you holding out your hands?]
[Are you impatient? Is he doing something wrong?]
[Maybe you want to see his ass. People seem to like his ass. Turns around and sways that for you instead]
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[likes your ass]
[but was expecting a shirt, he can't wear your ass]
[unless he was a serial killer and even then it'd be kinda weird]
[lowers his hands and tilts his head what]
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[But you look as confused as he feels]
Ah... I've never done this before. Is it weird?
[Wait, he's supposed to do something with his hands, right? That's what they do in movies]
[So he'll just kind of awkwardly move his hands around his sides]
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[okay what are you even doing with your hands now]
...a lot.
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Since you've done it before why don't you tell me what to do then?
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Alright...
[gets up and takes off his shirt]
[hands it to you]
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Uh...
[He wasn't really anticipating having to strip so soon! What about the show part!?]
[But he has to assume Greece has more experience in this than he does, so he'll just follow suit and tug his shirt over his head]
[Holds it out]
This isn't very sexy...
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