part 326 cool cats too hip to be squares

[aphanon_meme]

Hey, you got jets--if you dig it? Do ya dig it? Don't flip, no sweat, just trying to have a blast with some boss cats here in Memesville. Don't rap on this cool party, man, don't be a wet rag, the sounds are going to be like wow. Like wow.

Enjoy part 326, Daddy-O.

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[oh_espana]

...

[Shit. He's going to whisper, just in case]

Italies... Both Italies. Together with me.

[He's changed his mind about wanting Romano around. He's never been so glad to not have him here]

[oh_espana]

and what does a lucky nation-tan do, with two italies? or what do they do to you?

specifically

what would romano do

and

what would veneziano do?

[oh_espana]

Th-that wasn't part of the question, was it!? I only had to answer the first part!

If Roma hears me he'll never talk to me again, anon!

[oh_espana]

that sounds like you have an answer in mind. so you have thought about it, right?

he'll talk to you, alright. in a very loud voice. probably something along the lines of 'bastard!' plus a headbutt for emphasis.

[oh_espana]

[Shuffles around a little, trying to hide the flush on his cheeks]

I guess I've thought about it... but why would anyone else want to know about that anyway?

... And he's been getting really violent lately with that! I've still got a bruise from the last time!

[oh_espana]

i dunno, i think about it all the time

i'm sure others do too

i mean

they're a pretty hot set of twins you know

what are your thoughts on that, huh

another nation with your favorite twins

getting busy

his head is probably especially hard because of all that practice bouncing the football on it

[oh_espana]

[Chokes on his breath and has to take a minute to regain control of his breathing]

It's- That's not!

...

I mean... yeah, they're really cute. And they look really good together too. But...

[Trails off a little. He doesn't want to think about another nation doing that, that'd be a violation of their innocence! When he thinks about himself and them it's different. Totally different, because he really loves them. So it's not bad at all. That's what he tells himself, anyway]

You don't think it's weird?

/SAILS IN LATE

[tomatoes_dammit]

[He might vomit. He might really vomit you are the biggest pervert HE HATES YOU SO MUCH]

FUUUUUUUUUU I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE

[oh_espana]

[Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck]

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE]

[HE MIGHT CRY]

R-roma! I missed you!

[This is the most forced smile he's ever given]

HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT (I WENT OUT TO EAT WITH MY DAD)

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Shudders in revulsion and steps back from, probably trembling a little]

D-don't even...

[He's so disgusted and upset with you. Why would you even think about that? Oh, and consider all the times you tried to convince him you didn't like Veneziano better as being null and void.]

I FIGURED. AHAHA SPAIN'S FUCKED

[oh_espana]

[He has no idea what to do here, this isn't the kind of issue he's ever worried about preparing for]

[So he's going to do the only thing that comes to mind- talk]

Roma you really have to believe me, it's not like that! I just think you're really cute and Vene's really cute too and I like spending time with both of you and you know that! A-and it's not dirty or bad or anything because I love you so it's totally natural and why are you here anyway, I thought you weren't going to be here-!

[He's definitely blushing, this is his worst nightmare come true]

HE REALLY IS and fuck that wasn't the icon I wanted

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Talking isn't gonna get him out of this one.]

Not dirty or bad!? You said it was a t-turn on! We're brothers!

[He's not even gonna comment on the 'I love you' bit. Saying you wish he wasn't there isn't helping the situation, either.]

[If you had just said something about him, this could have gone a lot better....]

[oh_espana]

[Crap, Romano still seems angry. He just needs to keep going, eventually he's got to hit on something that will calm him down]

I know but it's not as bad as it sounds! It's just it's a twin thing and- [fuckfuck this isn't the direction he was trying to go. Backpedal go!] I mean, did I tell you I love you? And it just happens when I don't mean for it to happen because I think about you a lot and sometimes maybe it's a little crazy but it doesn't mean anything! I mean it doesn't mean anything when I think about you and your brother, because that's weird, right? But I think about you a lot more often than I think about that anyway! So it barely even counts, I think...

[He honestly doesn't even remember what he just said. Everything's just coming to his mind and flying off the next second, he's just hoping something sticks]

psst you should reply to email

[tomatoes_dammit]

I'm... you...

[He wants to still be angry, but he's fizzling out a little at the second profession of love and... most of the word vomit in general.]

You think about me?

[It's questionable if his cheeks are flushed in rage or embarrassment, now.]

Oh shi- Yessir!

[oh_espana]

[This is good progress, very good progress. Much better than he had dared to hope, and he didn't even get hit once]

Well... yeah? Is that weird too? I could try and stop if you don't like it, but I don't mean to already, so I don't really know how...

[He doesn't really see any problem admitting this, of course he likes you so of course he thinks about you. It's totally normal to think about someone every a few minutes of every day, right?]

[He's going to risk taking a step closer. If you're going to talk quietly, he doesn't think now would be the best time to ask you to repeat yourself a dozen times]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Just kind of... resigned. Shrugs his shoulders, and sighs.]

Whatever.

[Takes a few steps back, and he's probably looking for a good opportunity to flee right about now]