part 326 cool cats too hip to be squares

[aphanon_meme]

Hey, you got jets--if you dig it? Do ya dig it? Don't flip, no sweat, just trying to have a blast with some boss cats here in Memesville. Don't rap on this cool party, man, don't be a wet rag, the sounds are going to be like wow. Like wow.

Enjoy part 326, Daddy-O.

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[anonymous]

Mindtrick Thread

[anonymous]

How does this work?

[anonymous]

RPer, anon, whatever posts in the thread. Others respond. They automatically believe anything they're told.

Ex. If Germany posts and anon tells him he's in love with a rock, Germany starts to believe he's in love with a rock.

[anonymous]

That sounds fun! I'll poke people if they join in ;A;

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Pokes his head in, not aware of the strong meme magic until it's too late.]

[anonymous]

you think you're a diva opera singer and deserve to be treated like royalty

[tomatoes_dammit]

Uh, what do you think you're doing in here? I'm sure you're my biggest fan, yeah, whatever, but I'm not giving out autographs. Security!

[oh_espana]

[He's a few paces off, staring at your face]

[Licks his lips]

[Turns around once to make sure the cameras get all his best angles]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Grumbles to himself, not having noticed you yet.]

[Takes a sip from a mug, before spitting the mouthful back into it, looking angry.]

I said I wanted buckwheat honey in my tea, not clover! Are they trying to ruin my voice!?

[oh_espana]

[Quietly slips up behind you]

[Leans down]

[Licks that delicious looking cheeks and accidentally drops a few fire ants on you]

A-aaaahn....

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Probably just about jumps out of his skin, screeching (musically)]

W-what are you doing!?

[Voice hops up an octave or two. Admire that countertenor, bitch.]

[oh_espana]

[Oh, he's never had a musical episode before! He hopes the writers added a duet]

There was a bomb planted in your dressing room and I'm here to rescue you! Quick, we need to leave before it's too late!

[This might be a more believable speech if he wasn't staring into your lamp. That's usually where the cameras are hidden and he needs to make sure the audience sees every nuanced expression close up]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[He doesn't do duets. It'd obscure his own voice from being heard.]

W-what!?

[Due to the nature of this thread, it doesn't really need to be believable. Though he is a bit peeved that you're not looking at him.]

Then hurry up and rescue me, dammit...!

[What is with all the murderous actions towards him lately? Has he become the next level of famous?]

[oh_espana]

[Swipes you off your feet, bridal style, and sprints through the door as the room behind them is engulfed in a fiery blaze or something]

[Damn, this must be a big budget episode, what with guest stars and explosions]

[Dramatically slows down, slow motion is all the rage right now]

We'll be safe here!

[Licks your cheek again for good measure, shuddering]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Clings to desperately. He can't die! His fans need him! The opera world needs him!]

I-if you say so--

[Sputters when you lick his cheek again, squirming.]

[oh_espana]

[Gently sets you back down, then grabs hold of both your hands in his]

Romano, there's something I need to tell you.

[Looks deeply into your eyes, and damn he hopes the crew isn't off having lunch right now. He could win Best Lead Actor at the next TVyNovelas Awards for this!]