part 326 cool cats too hip to be squares

[aphanon_meme]

Hey, you got jets--if you dig it? Do ya dig it? Don't flip, no sweat, just trying to have a blast with some boss cats here in Memesville. Don't rap on this cool party, man, don't be a wet rag, the sounds are going to be like wow. Like wow.

Enjoy part 326, Daddy-O.

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[oh_espana]

... What's a seme?

[oh_espana]

You have to ask Japan that.

[oh_espana]

Ah, so it's a Japanese thing then! That makes sense~ I wonder if it tastes good...

[Ignoring the fact that doesn't actually clear anything up. Yeah, he's going to need to find Japan]

[oh_espana]

It means aggressor in japanese.

[oh_espana]

Oh, it's not a food then! But that doesn't make any sense, I don't think I'm aggressive with him...

I guess the other one must be more common then, since Roma's in such a bad mood so much~

[tomatoes_dammit]

[You weren't exactly humanitarian of the year when he was younger.]

[oh_espana]

[You should be happy you weren't one of his colonies across the sea. At least you got special treatment]

[And anyway, we're talking about present day here]

... It's definitely Romain, then...

[Don't mind him, he's just talking to himself]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[He'd have rather not been a colony at all, thanks.]

[And no one specified that.]

Try to at least pretend to be sane in public.

[oh_espana]

[But he protected you and fed you! Even if he was absent a lot of the time. But money wasn't appearing out of thin air, you know]

[And that's not very nice, he was thinking about you after all. He'll just ignore it, since you don't mean it. Obviously]

Roma!~ I missed you! You must have been very busy if you couldn't make time to come visit boss...

[tomatoes_dammit]

[He's been busy, uh, thinking about stuff.]

You coulda visited me just as easily...

Ohoho, I nearly forgot about that!

[oh_espana]

[He's been a whole lot of not busy thinking about anything. And a little lonely in that massive, unnecessarily large house by himself. Actually, why does he keep such a large place when it's just him living there now? Cleaning takes so long and half of the rooms are closed off anyway and-]

I should get a smaller house...

...

Did you say something, Roma?

eve How could you?

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Dammit, now he's thinking about it again. Shakes his head a little to clear it, cheeks red.]

T-the least you could do is listen to me when I'm talking.

Well, now that you've reminded me~

[oh_espana]

[Reaches out to ruffle your hair. He can't resist the cute tomato cheeks!]

Well, I'm listening now anyway! Did you want to talk about something?

oh goodness

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Whines and swats your hands away, probably turning even redder.]

Don't do that!

[Hedges a little]

I....

Ohoho goodness!

[oh_espana]

[This is like something out of one of his less naughty dreams. Romano with tomato cheeks and wanting to talk of his own free will!? He'll savor this moment. And continue the hair ruffles, because he knows you don't really mean it when you tell him to stop either]

Mmm? You...

[tomatoes_dammit]

[Out of a less naughty dream!?]

[Opens and closes his mouth a few times, then takes a step closer]

[Musters his courage]

[Presses lips against]