part 325 fires that are so delightful

[aphanon_meme]

Heya meme! How's your December going? Is it snowing? Is it hot? Are you excited for a new year? Are you not? Do you rhyme? What's the time? How weird will these posts get? I don't really... know yet? But anywho. Do you have any plans for this month? Vacations or parties or... December...related...activities? Are you participating in any meme

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[tomatoes_dammit]

[Oblivious to the mistletoe because he can be bad at reading the atmosphere too]

[oh_espana]

Oh, I guess that could be it. But why would they put a random plant up there? Why not a flower or something more pretty?

[Staring closer at it now, that plant seems familiar...]

[tomatoes_dammit]

Why does anyone do anything around... this place?

[DON'T RECOGNIZE IT DON'T RECOGNIZE IT DON'T RECOGNIZE IT]

[oh_espana]

[Too late bro. Run for it]

Ah, I know it! That's mistletoe, right? Since it's around Christmas?

[Serene smiles, unaware of your anguish]

[tomatoes_dammit]

[He's definitely considering it]

Nope. Definitely not mistletoe. I-idiot.

[yeah he's gonna try to bullshit his way outta this]

[oh_espana]

Oh... but anon says it is too. You've seen mistletoe before, right? You have to know what it looks like... They're really decorating the meme for the holidays, aren't they!~

Although they should put it lower if they want more people to see it, I think.

[He's... not really grasping the meaning of this yet]

[tomatoes_dammit]

Do you always believe everything anon says...?

Maybe you should take it down, then. Move it somewhere else, so no one will stand under it and completely not notice. I bet the meme would really appreciate that.

[And he's counting on you being too much of an airhead]

[oh_espana]

Anon's never lied to me before~

Ah, that would be mean though. Someone took a lot of time to hang it all the way up there, I'm sure there's a reason for it. And it's nice to look at while we're talking!

[Eventually someone's going to break it to him, at this rate]

[tomatoes_dammit]

/headdesk
SPAIN. YOU HAVE TO KISS HIM. YOU HAVE TO KISS UNDER MISTLETOE. GAWD, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. LOOK http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091209032647AAsIDgO

[tomatoes_dammit]

Or you were just too dumb to notice they were lying.

It's kinda selfish if you appreciate it yourself but don't share it with other people.

[NO THEY WON'T. HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, MEME.]

[oh_espana]

I don't think so, they're usually really nice. And we're sharing it with each other no-

[Oh yeah, you do have to kiss under mistletoe. Thanks for reminding him, anon!]

Lovi, I have to kiss you! It's the Christmas tradition!

[tomatoes_dammit]

[AND YOU WONDER WHY HE HATES ANONS]

No! No you don't!!

[oh_espana]

Why not! I kissed you lots of times when you were little, and you're still the same person now. Bésame, Lovi~

[Holds out his arms, as if you're just going to agree and leap in]

[tomatoes_dammit]

Yeah, w-when I was little! That's different! [And it probably still messed him up, anyways.]

[Haha fat chance. He's actually gonna take a step back.]

[oh_espana]

It's not so different. You're still you and I'm still me, anyway. Just a really quick one and that's it, for tradition!

[Scoots forward to cover the space you moved]

[tomatoes_dammit]

It is different! A-and tradition is stupid!!

[Steps back; you're gonna have to move faster than that]