Axis Powers Hetalia anon meme part 300

[aphanon_meme]

First: HAPPY FIRST PART OF 2012!!!!

Second: Part 300.So. We're on Part 300. We've been through some times, meme. Good times, bad times. Awkardly mediocre times. Up times, down times, high five in the middle times. Holidays, birthdays, unbirthdays. Olympics and ice skating and Eurovision. Wank and meta wank. Porn and more porn. Gifs and jpegs and

Comments

H-HELLO

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[no clue but]

[his eyes]

[tries to POINTEDLY LOOK AWAY FROM YOU]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[he only just managed to fit his arm between your foot and his chest and save himself from a row of potentially shattered ribs- but it's still enough to hurt way more than he was prepared for]

[so congrats, you earn yourself an outright cry of pain]

[dam_stijl]

[he only looks incredibly annoyed that you managed to get that arm in there]

[HUFF]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[--WOW NED HE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT BIG OF A JERK h-he's just going to pass that off as an accident okay]

Y-you could've killed me.

[his eyes are wide from the shock and pain, breathing hard and too busy trying to push your foot off again to register that look of annoyance]

[dam_stijl]

[grunts, yeah, sure]

And ya still aren't askin' nicely, moron.

[so he's not moving]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[something about your tone makes him stop, just for a second]

[before going right back to shoving at your foot]

....what, s'that all you have to say.

[oops his pride is getting in the way of self-preservation]

[hk stop that you're gonna get yourself killed]

[dam_stijl]

Yeah.

[oh his foot slips and he briefly gets a look on his face like "I want to kick your goddamn teeth in for that" - but he's having fun right now. so nah]

1/2

[xiaolongbaozhu]

Huh.

[his brows furrow as he looks up at you, initially in mock thought- but then in unease as he catches that look]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[a deep, reluctant breath]

...........please?

[that idea that you're simply having a really bad day is starting to seem slightly less plausible to him]

[dam_stijl]

[this is the point where he'd step off and help you up. if nothing else he's always a man of his word]

[but he only lets up a little. that sounded pretty damn nice, didn't it]

Try harder.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[and he's aware of that]

[so when you don't let him up, that's when the alarm bells finally start going off]

........

[instead, he takes advantage of that reduced pressure and gives a sudden hard shove upwards at your foot, followed by a mad struggle to get free]

[dam_stijl]

[it works and he stumbles back with a snarl, but he's not a happy camper]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[he rolls quickly to his feet, stumbling slightly as he straightens up in front of you, making sure there's a fair bit of distance in between]

What happened to you.

[his hand goes up briefly, cringing at the pain at his chest- the netherlands he knows wouldn't have caused anything like that over something as inane as this]

lol must...tread...carefully...

[dam_stijl]

[he's torn between picking a fight because it's fun and he's feeling pissy, or stalking off because you're wasting his time]

[knits his brows and scowls. there's no reason for him to answer, he's not gonna get anything out of it]

It's none of your business.

[internally edging toward the "stalking off" option]

/steps on your feet 1/2

[xiaolongbaozhu]

Is too!

[SNAPS IT STRAIGHT AWAY AND GLARES RIGHT BACK because man he]

[.......c......ares........ something.]

also i t..hink we are pagestretching oops

[xiaolongbaozhu]

Sort of.