part 275 dirty birdies

[aphanon_meme]

Good afternoon-ish! I watched Misery last night for the first time in ages... I forgot how much I enjoyed it, well, enjoyed it for being weird and dark and slightly cringe-worthy during a few parts. Do you like horror (does that count as horror? hm) movies, meme?

That's enough rambling I guess!

View flat!Enjoy part 275

Comments

GURO THREAD, MEME AU.

[dam_stijl]

[suddenly in your Meme there's a torture chamber of sorts

ooc

[dam_stijl]

And then I made a dummy.

Also I had to pee.

/goes

Re: GURO THREAD, MEME AU.

[dam_stijl]

[takes a pair of tweezers]

[pinches the skin around the rim of your butthole while making weird beeping noises]

wait which situation are we in here

[dam_stijl]

[is not okay with this and scoots away Bl ]

don't mind me I'm just being silly in the guro thread

[dam_stijl]

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

[SHOVES THE TWEEZERS IN]

/flips my internet

[dam_stijl]

[tries his damndest not to move, it'll just be worse]

Re: /flips my internet

[dam_stijl]

WEEE WOO WEEE WOO WEE WOO

CHOO CHOO!

oh no

it got stuck in the tunnel

[dam_stijl]

[doesn't]

[move]

[at all]

Can ya - [uhhh] - replace that shit.

[dam_stijl]

...

with what?

[has a glass of water next]

[dam_stijl]

Somethin'...not tweezers.

[dam_stijl]

/fishes the tweezers out with an even bigger pair of tweezers

/reaches for a drill

[dam_stijl]

[oh fuck]

Please tell me that thing has a dildo on it.

[please please please, he's outright begging here]

[dam_stijl]

(◕⌓ ◕)

A drilldo?

(◕ ω ◕ )

[WHRR! WHRR!]

[dam_stijl]

[it's better than fucking tweezers]

Yes. Do that.

[hopefully with lube]

[dam_stijl]

[sprays grease into your butthole

[STARTS THE DRILL and STICKS IT IN]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ'✿,｡･:*:❀･ﾟ'❁,*:❀･ﾟ'❁,✿,｡･:*❀･ﾟ'❁

[dam_stijl]

[yeah you know, he can enjoy this, really]

[just...relax man]

[way better]

[better enough to make him squirm from want, instead]