part 269 chances to give peas

[aphanon_meme]

The gifs are back! I'm so happy - what would we do without that wily eyes.gif and too cool for school cool.gif and... the others... Anywho. Your weekend - good? Bad? Meh? Lots of season finales this week - I guess I'll watch Glee, even if it's gotten a little too Every Episode is a Very Special Episode for me

Comments

[dam_stijl]

[he'll hold the guy down, sure]

/driveby

[notunaforyou]

[Speaking of holding guys down, has he seen Hong Kong recently? She can't find him anywhere.]

That's actually on a list in a journal post pfft.

[dam_stijl]

[...whoops, he just vroom-ed at the kid did]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[HDU.]

[He thought you liked him.]

[Or at least tolerated him for sex.]

[Come on, work with him here.]

[dam_stijl]

[but an entirely hairless france is something new]

[he likes trying new things in bed oh wait that works in bed]

[you could wear stockings... yeah he sees no problem with this plan, man]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[This is true.]

[But.]

[Come on, man. That's gonna hurt.]

[...]

[Can his beard stay, at least?]

[dam_stijl]

[you know what'll hurt more?]

[if he has to hold you down while some crazy faceless kid rips it off of you]

[#life #choices]

[he doesn't give a damn either way, but it's not his call]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Sob.]

[You're right of course.]

[Fine, he'll do it. But only if you do it. Or someone else trustworthy. Haha, you? Trustworthy? Ok.

[dam_stijl]

[looks up and around for original anon]

[looks at you]

[repeats; shrugs; he doesn't see a damn soul anymore]

[they could go get drunk first and if they forget to come back here, well, fuck it]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[That.]

[Yes, that sounds like a good idea.]

[He'll just toddle on behind you to go get smashed. At least then being waxed wouldn't hurt? Right? RIGHT?]

/drivebyjack /becaue France deserves to suffer

[genderbendswell]

[Then anon and England will wait until he's hungover.]

:| It's England that deserves to suffer I'll have you know

[le_coq_gaulois]

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.]

[HE WILL KILL YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME IF IT HAPPENS.]

Being next to France is enough suffering for anyone

[genderbendswell]

[WATCH HIM TRY.]

[England is prepared this time. And at least it'd be a funny last sight.]

Hdu. he is a wonderful man who is beautiful. Just because you can't appreciate it...:|

[le_coq_gaulois]

[TOO BAD. FRANCE IS GOING TO HIDE, HAH.]

[Never prepared. He'll kick your ass, boy--...girl. WHATEVER.]

Original anon

[dam_stijl]

[France better watch out or he'll wake up a nipple short]

oh god

[le_coq_gaulois]

[BRB, HIDING IN BELGIUM FOR A WHILE.]