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Jul 02, 2009 18:53

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 01:23:10 UTC
I think everyone should become one with me. To, you know, keep everyone in order and out of trouble.

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:10:08 UTC
Well, if she does something useful...

[ Snaps his fingers. ]

I know what she can do! If she can cook, she'll cook. If she's got all her limbs, she can clean.

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:16:11 UTC
Sounds good.

But are you really going to be one with places like North Korea, Iran and France?

How's that going to work?

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:19:24 UTC
Ask nicely with nukes pointed in their direction and if they refuse to surrender themselves to the greater glory, I'll take them over.

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:43:14 UTC
But North Korea and France have nukes too, and Iran's making them.

Besides, didn't Iraq teach you war is not the answer?

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:45:15 UTC
War isn't necessary for invasion. I could blow them up, if that's what it comes to.

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 03:00:33 UTC
They could blow you up too. Well- France could. I doubt he'd be happy to join you.

Haven't thought this through, have you, sonny?

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 03:05:49 UTC
I'll cross the bridges as they come.

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:10:20 UTC
Does the Queen decide anything political anymore? I thought it was just the parliament...

Why would she want to live in the White House? Doesn't she already have a bitchin' castle? With tapestries and huge dining halls and...

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:13:53 UTC
I think she still has a veto, which she never uses, and various ceremonial powers.

And she wouldn't want to live there; I'm just kidding around.

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:17:01 UTC
Yeaaaah, we'll have to take that stuff away from her. What else does she own?

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:20:52 UTC
Why do we have to take it away?

Um, the Crown Jewels?

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:28:59 UTC
So she can be equal with everyone else, silly~

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:33:18 UTC
That's very... communist of you, America.

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Re: North America union onewithus July 6 2009, 02:36:28 UTC
I guess. But hey, if everyone had the same status no one would steal from anyone called "rich". No one would be "poor".

We'd all be equal to each other! And nothing bad would happen.

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