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Jul 02, 2009 18:53

Sorry this part is up so soon, but I'm still a bit under the weather, so I wanted to post it and go to bed early ( Read more... )

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Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 22:44:58 UTC

I would go, but you kind of scare me.

Re: Well... It's now or never. al_kirkland July 4 2009, 22:46:12 UTC

*clings to Matthew, sniffling*

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:10:39 UTC

Aww, little bro, don't feel down! Dad's just... under the influence. *hughug*

Re: Well... It's now or never. al_kirkland July 4 2009, 23:28:28 UTC

He's celebrating the day he got rid of me! Happy Riddance Day?! And he doesn't even care enough to be able to tell me apart from you?

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:31:11 UTC

It's... very complicated!

And, uhm... When a grown nation consumes a lot of alcohol... he does things he doesn't mean to do. Shouldn't mean to do. Why don't you just go play on the swings or something until this blows over.

Re: Well... It's now or never. al_kirkland July 4 2009, 23:34:25 UTC

I'm going to go to people who are NICE to me on my just-discovered birthday! Like Miss Ukraine! She gave me gloves and bread and said she was going to give me kvass and a titty-fuck, whatever that is

Do you want to come?

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:38:07 UTC

Miss Ukraine is very nice but dear god, don't accept a titty-fuck if she offers. You are not quite old enough for that. I'll happily accept it for you though...

Ehh, sure, why not? I'll treat you to some ice cream too if you like.

Re: Well... It's now or never. al_kirkland July 4 2009, 23:45:38 UTC

Yay! You're the best brother ever, Mattie.

What IS a titty-fuck? People keep talking about it and no one will tell me what it is!

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:48:32 UTC

... Hey, why don't you hop on my back? I'll give you a piggy-back ride for your birthday too.

I-I'm sorry, but I... You... You should wait until you're older.

Re: Well... It's now or never. al_kirkland July 4 2009, 23:58:53 UTC

((OOC: ....I have a filthy mind. Barely stopped myself from making this so much more wronger than it needed to be))

Yay, piggy-back rides! *scrambles on*

*leans in to whisper* So when will you show me what a titty-fuck is?

Re: Well... It's now or never. misterunionjack July 4 2009, 23:03:51 UTC

Speak up, Alfred! [then squints] Weren't you, you kind of younger a moment ago?

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:08:12 UTC

AND THIS IS WHY I PICKED FRANCIS AS A BETTER DAD.

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:24:44 UTC

Francis must have his own... quirks when he's drunk, though, surely?

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:33:14 UTC

I'm sure whatever quirks he has, they're all probably really sexual.

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:39:32 UTC

And that makes him the better dad? Christ.

Re: Well... It's now or never. not_america July 4 2009, 23:41:22 UTC

I-I'm just bitter, that's all.

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