Re: Well... It's now or never.not_americaJuly 4 2009, 23:31:11 UTC
It's... very complicated!
And, uhm... When a grown nation consumes a lot of alcohol... he does things he doesn't mean to do. Shouldn't mean to do. Why don't you just go play on the swings or something until this blows over.
Re: Well... It's now or never.al_kirklandJuly 4 2009, 23:34:25 UTC
I'm going to go to people who are NICE to me on my just-discovered birthday! Like Miss Ukraine! She gave me gloves and bread and said she was going to give me kvass and a titty-fuck, whatever that is
Re: Well... It's now or never.not_americaJuly 4 2009, 23:38:07 UTC
Miss Ukraine is very nice but dear god, don't accept a titty-fuck if she offers. You are not quite old enough for that. I'll happily accept it for you though...
Ehh, sure, why not? I'll treat you to some ice cream too if you like.
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And, uhm... When a grown nation consumes a lot of alcohol... he does things he doesn't mean to do. Shouldn't mean to do. Why don't you just go play on the swings or something until this blows over.
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Do you want to come?
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Ehh, sure, why not? I'll treat you to some ice cream too if you like.
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What IS a titty-fuck? People keep talking about it and no one will tell me what it is!
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I-I'm sorry, but I... You... You should wait until you're older.
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Yay, piggy-back rides! *scrambles on*
*leans in to whisper* So when will you show me what a titty-fuck is?
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