Can we have headcanon time?
anonymous
July 4 2009, 12:13:56 UTC
Somehow I've developed the headcanon that the Nordics are all very tall. Norway, Iceland and Finland only look short around Denmark and Sweden, everyone else they're actually a regular height.
Denmark is the tallest, then Sweden and so on... and idk why but this amuses me a lot.
Re: Can we have headcanon time?
anonymous
July 4 2009, 12:21:28 UTC
Love the idea of the Nordics being tall. Does anyone have actual height stats for them?
- Romano loves his brother but during WW2, with N. Italy dragging their whole country into disaster for the Germans, a whole lifetime of inferiority complex, of watching everyone love N. Italy more, of watching N. Italy love everyone else more, Romano seriously considered killing N. Italy so that he could surrender to the Allies
- little America was a witch-burning, god-fearing little choirboy who actually sang in the choir. He also watched witch-burnings. Some of that remains in him, he wears a cross around his neck and he has his Bible-belt. And he can still sing in the choir, but never in front of the other Nations - in front of the other Nations he talks like an atheist.
Re: Can we have headcanon time?yuuagoJuly 4 2009, 12:24:21 UTC
*dumps headcanon bucket*
Some of these might be repeats. Er....
-All the Nordics are coffee addicts. However, Norway also has a fondness for tea (especially if it's very dark tea).
-Estonia enjoys internet drama and wank. I imagine he browses sites like LJ and so on when he has a moment. He especially loves watching drama go down in real-time. He never actually participates though. It's more like... a spectator sport for him. Ah, schadenfreude
-Norway loves both theatre and literature.
-Denmark speaks with a kind of lazy drawl. It makes him come off as a bit less bright than he actually is. (When writing both him and Sweden, I imagine their accents as being something like a thick Albertan accent, which is sort of where this comes from)
-Canada loves gardening. America teases him about it, but always conveniently shuts up when Canada comes over to his house with a box full of fresh vegetables.
-Poland is an excellent cook, but he always makes a horrible mess in the kitchen.
pithiest beekman
anonymous
July 4 2009, 12:39:29 UTC
No thanks to this thread here (http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/6773.html?thread=54093429#t54093429) I now imagine Estonia reads bedtime stories to Latvia. But Estonia's stories are tweaked to make sense. Things don't just happen, and if they do, he explains in fervor detail the why it would not be so irl (For example, Goldilocks and The Three Bears - "...but this would be called breaking and entering which, irl, would not result in a tasty meal and a warm bed but in, uh, large fines and possibly prison and stuff.") He always ends the story by telling you want the moral was even if there was no moral.
And not really a headcanon, but Iceland reminds me of a teenage pop idol for reasons too stupid to explain seriously. I just need to get that off my chest. Thank you for your time.
And, uh, I know I have more headcanons but I can't remember recall any more at the moment.
Denmark is the tallest, then Sweden and so on... and idk why but this amuses me a lot.
Tell me yours, anon~
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- Romano loves his brother but during WW2, with N. Italy dragging their whole country into disaster for the Germans, a whole lifetime of inferiority complex, of watching everyone love N. Italy more, of watching N. Italy love everyone else more, Romano seriously considered killing N. Italy so that he could surrender to the Allies
- little America was a witch-burning, god-fearing little choirboy who actually sang in the choir. He also watched witch-burnings. Some of that remains in him, he wears a cross around his neck and he has his Bible-belt. And he can still sing in the choir, but never in front of the other Nations - in front of the other Nations he talks like an atheist.
- Spain taught America to ride.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world
so this says:
Sweden 181.5 cm
Finland 178.2 cm
Denmark 180.6 cm
Norway 179.7 cm
(Sadly no Iceland)
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Some of these might be repeats. Er....
-All the Nordics are coffee addicts. However, Norway also has a fondness for tea (especially if it's very dark tea).
-Estonia enjoys internet drama and wank. I imagine he browses sites like LJ and so on when he has a moment. He especially loves watching drama go down in real-time. He never actually participates though. It's more like... a spectator sport for him. Ah, schadenfreude
-Norway loves both theatre and literature.
-Denmark speaks with a kind of lazy drawl. It makes him come off as a bit less bright than he actually is. (When writing both him and Sweden, I imagine their accents as being something like a thick Albertan accent, which is sort of where this comes from)
-Canada loves gardening. America teases him about it, but always conveniently shuts up when Canada comes over to his house with a box full of fresh vegetables.
-Poland is an excellent cook, but he always makes a horrible mess in the kitchen.
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And not really a headcanon, but Iceland reminds me of a teenage pop idol for reasons too stupid to explain seriously. I just need to get that off my chest. Thank you for your time.
And, uh, I know I have more headcanons but I can't remember recall any more at the moment.
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(Also severely tempted to have him pronounce things like 'IRL' as their abbreviated form, rather than words. Gods, Eesti, why so dorky?)
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I suck and cannot think of any Belarus headcanons. ):
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*sigh* My headcanon is always so lame compared to everyone else's.
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