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[aphanon_meme]

Sorry this part is up so soon, but I'm still a bit under the weather, so I wanted to post it and go to bed early

Comments

[horny_viking]

Say erm...

Would any of you guys know how to go about writing a love letter? Or at least starting one?

[horny_viking]

Dear ______,

[horny_viking]

Don't'ya think that's a bit too impersonal though for a love letter?

Shouldn't it be "My dearest ____" "My sweetest ____" "To my beloved ____" or something?!

[horny_viking]

Depends if you want to be really forward and overwhelm this person or not.

[horny_viking]

I just want to explain to them how I feel and apologise for all the stupid things I've done over the past few months...

[usainthehouse]

You should probably start out with "Dear", man.

[horny_viking]

Dear sounds too impersonal for a love letter though!

I need something more heartfelt than "Dear __,"! Help me out man!

[usainthehouse]

Aight. How 'bout "My beautiful lover of the sea"? I got another one too.

"Sup ho".

[horny_viking]

Hmmm, I don't think that they're quite what I'm looking for.

I think he'd kill me if I used the second one.

[usainthehouse]

What kinda boy is he?

[horny_viking]

The most beautiful boy you could ever set eyes on.

He's quiet but... he says enough to make my heart flutter...

[usainthehouse]

... It ain't that Iceland kid, is it? Cuz then you'd be in love and a pedo. 'sides, he looks like a tough cookie to crack.

"My lonely glacier".

[horny_viking]

Eugh, no. Iceland's not my type and it wouldn't be paedo at all... It's actually Norway.

1/2

[usainthehouse]

Norway, that country that looks like a dick? Aight, I'll make ya a love letter.

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[kongeriketnorge]

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[horny_viking]

Norway is not shaped like a dick!