part 268 prayers for .gifs

[aphanon_meme]

The .gif are MIA... dead? Alive? Clinging desperately to the threads of life while the fates cackle ominously? Who knows? ... Not me, for one. LJ is still being buggy and slow as far as I know, and still occasionally making it so you need to log in to see updated comments. Oh, LJ

Comments

[fruited_plain]

Oh cool is this like that manga stuff?

[recognizes some characters from the very popular titles]

[picks the nearest one up and leafs through it]

[... aaand it's two guys going at it]

[except they kind of look like girls with penises]

[turns it vertical then horizontal and back again examining it closely]

Holy shit dude.

[fruited_plain]

[slides over some confederateAmerica!/unionAmerica hatesex]

[aaand maleAmerica/FemaleAmerica selfcest]

[teenAmerica/England]

[Adult America, female, having a threesome with male England and male Canada]

[FemAmerica with an Israel OC]

[fruited_plain]

[stares at pile of books]

[totally not as freaked out as she should be and looks at them curiously]

Hey! Isn't that-

[flipping through the confederate!America/union!America hatesex]

.... that is soooo not how it happened.

[hasn't seen the ones with her in it yet]

[fruited_plain]

How did it happen?

[starts reading the her/Israel one]

1/3

[fruited_plain]

Well there weren't two of 'em, first of all....

[okay she's bored, and now she's on to the next one...]

2/3

[fruited_plain]

[glances at cover]

3/3 oops replied the wrong way OH WELL

[fruited_plain]

What the fuck is that ME?!

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

[ awkward cough and takes that back as politely as he can ]

America-chan, it may be best if you introduced yourself to doujinshi from the tamer end of the spectrum...

[fruited_plain]

[no way! she saw it first!]

[swoops her arms around and up high so you can't grab it while she still holds it open]

What is this stuff, anyway?

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

[ alksjdfldksjf DICK MOVE (´д｀) ]

I-it is not something you should be waving around in such a manner! There are many people with purity to uphold in the area that may see it!! [ jumps for it! ]

[fruited_plain]

[ jumps higher nuh-uh, can't touch this!]

[looks around]

I don't see any kids so it's okay, right?

[gets bored and tosses it aside away from you and grabs another]

... do you make these or something? 'Cause this is kind of weird...

[oops the one she grabbed has England and Japan in it]

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

N-not necessarily! Age does not always dictate audience!

[ jump jump! ]

I... have been known to create some of them, b-but surely not the type you are handling now-!

[ release the awkward turtles ]

[fruited_plain]

[... awkward turtles indeed]

... dude is this- this is-

ooohhhhh- haha- haaaaa is this... dude is this really you and England?!

Pffffffffhahahaha okay I have to see this now.

[porn porn where's the porn]

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

N-no, that is certainly not!! Your eyes must be decieving you, America-chan, surely!!

[ FRANTICALLY LUNGES FOR IT OH GOD OH NO ]

[fruited_plain]

[too distracted to keep playing keep away so there it goes]

Hey! I wasn't done with that!

[reaches for it back]

I didn't get to the good part!

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

[ she'll never get this one back ]
[ slips it under his shirt where it's safe and sound ]

T-there is no good part to get to...!