part 264 little houses on the prairie

[aphanon_meme]

These past few weeks I've been reading/re-reading Dear America books, and I'm now on one about a prairie teacher in Nebraska... it's reminding me of being little and playing teacher! What was your favorite game when you were younger? Mine is a tie between Peter Pan, where I'd always be Wendy about to walk off the plank and make my brother's friend

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lol Jay had to catch the bus so /POSTS HERE

[dam_stijl]

[......]

[....Big Brother hates him]

[cue panic attack in 3....2....]

Also. IDK how to do that fancy font herp derp.

[dam_stijl]

[he can't smoke he can't smoke he can't smoooooke calm down ned c'mon just - breathe]

[breathe in, breathe out]

[okay]

[sends a text to all three of them]

Are you okay

it's <code>text here</code> /o/

[ca_na_duh]

[is sat on a bed with France, listenong to a drunk England being gross]

[hears his phone and checks before replying;]

I'm okay! I'm in a bunker with France and England at the moment. Are you okay though?

.....?

[dam_stijl]

[swiftly inhales - fuck, what to do. he doesn't want to get canada in trouble]

Big brother is after you. And he wants those two. [thinks for a minute before adding] Maybe you could cut a deal

The text font thingy ;3;

[ca_na_duh]

He's what?! Oh no... He needs France and England as well? [looks to them fighting... before adding;] What sort of deal?

I know but I don't know the entire code uhhhh /fails

[dam_stijl]

He says he won't give up HK until he gets those two. You turn them in, you're off the hook. That kind of deal

[he hopes canada will listen, but doubts it. selfless bastard]

[sends a second one right after:]

If they listen they'll be fine according to ice

http://i.imgur.com/0gCrL.png does that help?

[ca_na_duh]

[wait, he never knew THAT]

I knew he was after them, but I never knew about the HK thing. I feel so bad. Okay, I'm going to tell them.

[and that would be the last text from canada he gets]

Yuu explained it to me... /overanalyzing everything

[dam_stijl]

[waits]

[waits]

[moves downthread pffft]

ANNNNDDDD STOP

[le_coq_gaulois]

[France will be looking over Canada's shoulder to see this HORRIFYING text message.]

Mathieu!

[Snatches his phone and holds it away from him. Looks at the correspondence.] ...you just gave away our position, do you realize that? [SUDDENLY FRANTIC.] If Pays-Bas finds us, we'll be turned in! Do not trust what he says about this Big Brother character!

[You are grounded from the phone, little mister.]

Hahaha.

[dam_stijl]

[doesn't get a response]

[waits]

[doesn't get a response]

You sure you're okay kid

Not gonna go over welll

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Fuck it.]

[Texts him on Canada's phone.] Oh, I apologize, but I was only confused. I'm not actually with England or France, so disregard everything I just said. I've had a long, stressful day with all this Big Brother stuff going on.

[There...that should work...maybe.]

France you're a bastard and a half.

[dam_stijl]

[blinks down at the text and frowns]

[god damn it, he knows it's one of you two slimy fucks]

You're a fucking ass.

This is why half of Europe hates him throughout the years, man.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Woops, he's found out. Can't say he didn't expect it. Almost smirks to himself]

I beg your pardon, but the man hunting for us is far more of an ass. Your search for us will be futile if that's what you plan on doing, Pays-Bas.

AYUP.

[dam_stijl]

[grinds his teeth. what he wouldn't do for a smoke]

[punches that keypad, punches it good]

And now Canada's in danger, dickface. You're a fucking terrible parent. Both of you

CRUEL CRUEL FATE

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Calmly types back, even if he's sorta annoyed now. HRMPH.]

Canada is just fine. In fact, he's sitting right next to me. Do not speak of things you do not know of, it makes you look rather ignorant. I will protect my family as you will protect yours and it seems I'm doing a better job of it than you.

[dam_stijl]

[resists the urge to smash his phone into a wall]

You don't know how this fucker works. Don't call me ignorant. He'll find you and like hell I'm helping you out