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aphanon_meme

part 260 pranks two days late

Apr 03, 2011 01:10

How goes it, meme that I do adore? For me, it goes well ( Read more... )

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dam_stijl April 4 2011, 02:27:41 UTC

Whatever. Just gimme the results.

[he might take the cake, though]

Awkward thread time. notunaforyou April 4 2011, 02:47:39 UTC

You are having testing done, mon cher?

Oh hey did you know he hasn't smoked this entire part? He's so chipper! dam_stijl April 4 2011, 02:52:07 UTC

[...oh shit]

[shit shit shit]

Yeah, and you should too.

Well, he's such a happy guy to begin with. notunaforyou April 4 2011, 02:55:43 UTC

I would have to know for what I was being tested first.

[share with the class, dear]

Actually not sure if France ever said what it was - uh brb lemme ask. dam_stijl April 4 2011, 03:01:59 UTC

[scowls and rips his wallet from his pocket. and rips the paper from the wallet while he's at it]

[shoves it at her with a growl]

The French disease, clearly. notunaforyou April 4 2011, 03:11:04 UTC

[what's this, now?]

[takes the paper and scans it quickly]

Yep, it is. dam_stijl April 4 2011, 03:18:10 UTC

Your damn brother.

Oh man, lol. notunaforyou April 4 2011, 03:24:19 UTC

[hooooo boy, syphilis]

You cannot be serious.

dam_stijl April 4 2011, 03:26:46 UTC

Because I'd make that shit up.

notunaforyou April 4 2011, 03:29:53 UTC

[siiigh]

How long have you known about this?

dam_stijl April 4 2011, 03:34:53 UTC

Don't look at me like that. A day, maybe. [that was yesterday, right?]

notunaforyou April 4 2011, 03:40:01 UTC

And you slept with my brother...when?

[don't mind her, she's just doing math and counting days and all that]

dam_stijl April 4 2011, 03:47:27 UTC

We - huh. Never undressed...that time. [starts biting his lip again as he thinks]

I blew him - [but that was yesterday too] - that was after, you know. [waves between them]

[it's dawning on him that she's probably fine]

notunaforyou April 4 2011, 03:54:05 UTC

[way ahead of him there]

If it was only so recently, then neither of us have much to worry about.

dam_stijl April 4 2011, 03:55:41 UTC

I'll worry if I fuckin' want to.

[he has no choice. he always worries - in fact -]

You haven't fucked anyone else he's been with, have you?

notunaforyou April 4 2011, 04:04:05 UTC

It will amount to nothing, though. You have not been [potentially] infected long enough for it to pose any real threat to your health.

[hypochondriacal bitch knows her STDs, man]

But I am afraid I do not keep such close tabs on my brother's activities.

[whoops, starting to get anxious again]

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